What do you beat your horse with?

[Supafly]

Every horse-owner knows:

You got to hit that hoss. So is it the whip, a stick, your hand or what?

If something else., please elaborate!

 

[xfire]

Every horse owner knows this, of course, but not everyone owns a horse. I live in Texas so they issue a horse, gun, and bottle of whiskey every time you renew your drivers license, so that's really not an issue here, but, well, you know, liberals wouldn't know a horse's ass from a donkey's so, there's that. Anyway, the best thing to beat your horse with is a whisk, duh. Come on, spoof harder, brah.

 

[Supafly]

I was SO close to working as a stable-helper at a small horse-farm. Sadly, my handicaps got in the way.

 

[xfire]

Was the farm small or the horses?

 

[Supafly]

Big hoprses, small farm

 

[sean miguel]

I beat him on the saddle with my nuts until I pass out.

I've ridden a horse just once. Walking or galloping is fine. Trotting = :weeping:

 

[Supafly]

I worked in a summer camp at a big horse farm, they had a lot of ponis. Of course, the mostly female crowd of kis was totally mad about the couple of arabian and frisian horses there. Beautiful animals. I rode once, on a broad, lazy black pony called "Zorro". Well, he was like Zorro, just after two bongs ^^

 

[John_8581]

This thread is condemned by PETA.

 

[Supafly]

This thread is condemned by PETA.

Fuck PETA

 

[BlkHawk]

For the none rural people this is not bestiality this is how vets beat (off) a horse for semen testing.

 

[bahodeme]

I guess this qualifies as hand

 

[Anonyne#017]

Why the need of beating? There is no need for name calling or a whip to show dominance. Those kind of things are rather a sign of weakness and are their whole own sub-genre of humiliation and degradation. All those I'm a high Goddess, kiss my dirty shoes you worthless lowly pig, are just rather comical. I mean, what kind of Goddess spends her time playing with lowly dirty pigs? A goddess of dirt pigs?
:dominatrix:

When I think of dominance, I think more of... sexual power... determination... confidence... mutual respect without this element of punishment. All you have to do is to look at this horse in its eyes and you know this horse is going to come and eat from your hand. You know that this horse likes to play with you and you like to play with this horse and now it's time to get it ready for a play. Perhaps an ability to submit without fearing of losing oneself shows some true form of confidence.
lasma:

Of course there is a fine line between confidence and arrogance, insecurities and ego problems. Then on the other side there are also those who are simply still weak little babies and dependent of their mommies to change their diapers confusing submission, until they actually grow up into adults and start to make their own decisions...
:crybaby:

 

[Supafly]

I accept input, too, if you insert other creatures or specific persons as 'horse' and yourself as 'rider'

 

[Mr. Daystar]

My horse is made of iron, so I just give the throttle a twist, and she goes faster. If I need more speed....then I just sweet talk her a little.

 

[bobjustbob]

I use painstaking research and statistical analysis to beat horses. Horses that don't do this kind of work beat me.

 

[fkknuckle]

Shake-weight

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

FreeOnes Talk




:horse:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Dirty toilet brush or a mummified bull pennis.