What do blind people jack off to?

[Ace Bandage]

Discuss. :dunno:
I got nothing over here...

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Braille playboy?

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000305.html

 

[roronoa3000]

Darkness

 

[Elektra Knight]

Is that a zen riddle? because I heard you go blind jerking off. :rofl2:

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Elektra Knight[/URL][/B], post: 4272224, member: 376878"]Is that a zen riddle? because I heard you go blind jerking off. :rofl2:

She's right...

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/celebrity-pictures-bill-murray-masturbation-blind.jpg

 

[dadolfo]

Shakespearean Sonnets? :dunno:

 

[Magnet]

imagination.

Fucking retards ruining this board

 

[nagpo]

What was the point in even asking that question? So stupid...

 

[jod0565]

I will not go into this because it's close to home.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Obviously they read Braille sex stories.

Course there is always problems when there are no descriptions...

 

[Shadowslayer77]

Well it depends if they went blind and when the went blind or if they were born that way. Although I would imagine its the sensastion they were looking for not the image.

 

[CarlosVerate]

stupid question

 

[24788]

Masturbation won't turn you blind lulz. Sounds like a religion myth or something made by a person to get someone to stop jacking off.

Masturbation is actually healthy in moderation. Trust me no masturbation before a test 70% on the test and 30% on the female in front of me. Masturbation before a test 100% on the test and 0% on the brazilian model in front of me then I score a date after class because she hates it when I ignore her.

Probably just do it to release the urge, but ya know some women have super sexy voices, so maybe just that alone works.

Look at this beautiful lady. She has four wheels and a top speed of 251 mph.

 

[mrtrebus]

The sound of naked women? :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

imagination.

Fucking retards ruining this board

What was the point in even asking that question? So stupid...

stupid question

You 3 need to take a chill pill.

 

[thebear247]

the sounds monas and groans of a hot lady going ohhhh yeah ahhh right there yes yes o god

 

[wigster]

This is what i hate about forums these days somebody makes a light hearted thread and people start moaning and bitching, jesus people it's just a porn forum!!

 

[LukeEl]

Well I remember there was this blind guy on Howard Stern one time who knew who Aurora Snow was even though he couldn't see her, he knew who she was specifically by the sounds she made, especially the blow job sounds she makes.

 

[gunslingingbird]

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[Ace Bandage]

Is that a zen riddle? because I heard you go blind jerking off. :rofl2:

Yeah... you won't supposed to come up with this answer yet. Go away for awhile.

:these aren't the droids you're looking for:

To those of you being way too serious, fuck off. :thefinger