What did your ****** find in YOUR dirty laundry . . ?

[lurkingdirk]

At least it wasn't a Brittany Spears CD. :shy:

I proudly own her last two.

And I, her first. :nanner:

You both get detention. And a severe spanking.

 

[dogbone27]

I puched a girl in the nose at school and split her nose wide open. This was before i learned i wasn't supposed to never put my hands on a girl. Aww man, when my ****** found out she tore my ass up. I swear i can still feel it to this day.

 

[sporty_carr]

The usual stuff...Fingers from my victims, mostly.

I can relate, man. In my case it was toes.

Hydrofluoric acid is hard to come by when you're 13. :dunno:

 

[goodlove]

When I was 13 she found a pair of my girlfriends underwear, apparently in our haste to get dressed when her *** rang the doorbell she decided to skip putting them on and tossed them in with my laundry. Later that week my *** finds them and freaks, my *** overhears her yelling at me, comes into my room and asks me if I was wearing them :rofl:, then he asks me how old she was, when I say 17 he smiled and walked away. Leaving me in a room with my pissed off *** just found out her 13 year old *** was playing hide the pickle with the 17 year old she used to but girl scout cookies from.

 

[Skyraider22]

Oh lets see condoms,a girlfriend's bra and more condoms.Just remember Safe Sex Saves Souls So Screw Someone Special Soon.