Are you joking? She is not remotely close to even the same side of the Earth as ugly. Please! ...
..."not remotely close to even the same side of Earth as ugly." I was counting that this would be so obvious and the difference between them so dramatic that people would automatically understand.
The dripping sarcasm and the fact that she is so supernova hot she melts steel apparently were not enough...
I am beginning to believe that this board is an irony free zone.
The next time someone says "Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?" ... people will apparently believe themselves the Queen.