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Little Red Wagon Repairman

Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
Part of the charm of Death Metal are that the lyrics are so over the top the whole deal becomes hilarious.


Enter the graveyard,
Searching for a female corpse
Dead for thirteen years
The perfect whore to fill my need
Dig her body up
Crack open gruesome tomb
Ceremonial
Covert necrophilia
Why must I masturbate at the sight of maggots
That are crawling on her face ?
Drawn to the coffin's stench that holds an impure
Wench, inhumanity
Half skeletal remains
Insatiable desire to inseminate
Swarm a parasitic plague enables me to emulate
A state of constant disarray
Worm infested, worm infested, worm infested
Worm infested, worm infested, worm infested
Chew the bitches fuckin' head
Eat her fetid skin and relish in the violation
Tear tissue from the bone as these actions go
Unkown; vicious cruelty
Vile distal cruelty
Snapping bones in two, defiling cavities continues
Fierce repulsive fanasies enables me to emulate
A state of constant disarray
Worm infested, worm infested, worm infested
I must fuck her worm infested, worm infested
Cunt
Excoriate, disseminate, demoralize, to sodomize
Excoriate, disseminate, demoralize, to sodomize
Despicable degradation, excoriate her
Inimical depredation, disseminate her
Ignominious domination, demoralize her
Presumptuous defecation to sodomize her
Why must I masturbate at the sight of maggots
That are crawling on her face ?
Drawn to the coffin's stench that holds an impure
Wench, inhumanity
Half skeletal remains
Insatiable desire to inseminate
Swarm a parasitic plague enables me to emulate
A state of constant disarray
Dead for thirteen years
The perfect whore to fill my need
Despicable degradation, excoriate her
Inimical depredation, disseminate her
Ignominious domination, demoralize her
Presumptuous defecation to sodomize her
Worm infested, worm infested, worm infested
I must fuck her worm infested, worm infested
Cunt

Worm infested cunt
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
Poor Rebecca Black. At one time she was just a nice Jewish girl from a rich family having dreams of becoming a star. Her mother thought it would be nice to finance her first music video. Rebecca's dream was about to become a reality. When the finished product was finally aired America was outraged and demanded retribution. Rebecca was soon hounded and chased down the street with people hurling insults along with rocks and bricks. Rebecca could find no peace as the public gave her no quarter. From the trauma she started hiccuping and kept hiccuping for 2 years until her and her mother found a doctor that finally cured the hiccups. She then became a mudshark and took up with some fella named Lydell. Lydell ended up using her and tricking her to set up a target for robbery who inconveniently ended up dead. Rebecca was picked up and charged as a co-conspirator. She is now serving a prison sentence in New Jersey and will be eligible for parole in 8 years.

 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
However, I don't think that is the truth. Lee is telling tall tales again.

You caught me. Rebecca isn't really a Jew. I just added that part so people would think her fall from grace in the entertainment business would be poetic justice.

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