When I'm drunk I like to get up on my deck and sing this song getting louder at the last part trying to encourage the sleeping neighbors to get out of their beds and join me for a 3AM sing-a-long. Goes something like this...
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing' in the rain
No, a' you don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me
Well I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name