What are you listening to right now?

[Funboy88]

Mastodon - Mother Puncher

 

[grower_boy]

Rage Against the Machine - Take the Power Back

 

[grower_boy]

Fastball - The Way

This is music at its most fun.

 

[grls101]

Soad

 

[Moonchild22]

 

[STDiva]

Bat For Lashes - Daniel

 

[L3ggy]

Ultima Thule - Stolt & Stark(Proud & Strong)

 

[Vosslier]

 

[TheOrangeCat]

This .....



Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...

 

[enndaley]

Some local person put a puppy in a box, wrapped it up and tried to mail it-an attentive postal worker noticed the box was moving-"Say, that looks kind of suspicious."

 

[JayJohn85]

Fuck insomnia

 

[JayJohn85]

 

[JayJohn85]

 

[KillTheIndustry]

 

[JayJohn85]

 

[JayJohn85]

 

[JayJohn85]

You know your a geek when:

 

[JayJohn85]

 

[JayJohn85]

 

[Death-Proof-69]

lose yourself by eminem