What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Dr. Pepper.
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Black Coffee
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Red Dog out of a can, they still make this cheap swill.
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Jameson, neat, with a Bass Ale chaser
 
Ideally it would be Jessica Alba's pussy juice.

In reality however it's Diet Irn Bru (a Scottish made soda).
 
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