Weirdest Place That You Logged on to FreeOnes?

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I logged on today using my phone while taking a dump @ the Joyce Kilmer rest stop on the N.J. Turnpike. :yesyes:

You?
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
Nowhere, I almost logged in while waiting in the doctors office once out of boredom on my touch phone but I thought better of it and checked some sports sites instead. lol IDK I just always wait til I'm in private to check out porn.
 
In the middle of the jungle in Borneo.
 
While I was running a truss spotlight for the Red Hot Chili Peppers: 25' above the stage while the show was going on.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Public library. I can't believe I now have to be no less than 50 feet from any given one at all times.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I'm presently sitting in my Ear Nose and Throat Doctor's office.
I just looked at a couple of Asian Amateur nudie pics surrounded by roomful of crying infants and their hot moms.

I feel so dirty...
 
I logged on from work on my phone.

I thought someone saw while looking over my shoulder and I was all like "fuck you, don't you judge me!"

And they were all like "What? I was just seeing if the coffee maker was on."
 
Public library. I can't believe I now have to be no less than 50 feet from any given one at all times.

I guess it doesn't count but I was at the library and I opened up the Internet not realizing it was on FOs showing a Briana Lee picture from one of her threads.

There was much clicking of keyboards and moving of mice around me after my snafu.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Presently taking a dump in the Mcdonalds toilet @ rt.1 in Linden N.J.
:facepalm:
 
One time I was on my Mother In-laws computer and, force of habit, I checked freeones. Nothing came of it but I didn't delete the history or anything so she might have a clue of my porn addiction.
 
50% of my posts are from work. Say somethin...

Also, I masturbated to some old Briana Banks sets in public a while back. You can see me, top left. 5 across, 3 down.

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You're a hero. I was at that game, on the other side of the stadium, and everyone around me was talking about the guy whacking off.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Presently on the beach in beautiful Belmar N.J.

Toes in the sand, Oasis radio on the Pandora, Becks Lite in one hand and a bottle of suntan lotion in the other.

Getting my GTL correct and scoping all these lil 20 yr old chippies tanning and Tweetin.

Choke on that all you pasty europeans....Happy Memorial Day!
 
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