Weird Pornstar names

I can't believe no one said Plenty Uptopp. I was always waiting for the companion piece, a male pornstar named Plenty Downbelow.
Also, Candy Cantaloupes and Penelope Pumpkins
 
This one is made from her real name Dragica. People who don't know any slavic language can't pronounce it properly. She probably tried to make it more french.

Other weird names:
La Venere Bianca, italian pornstar (means "white venus" in english)
Babalu, brazilian pornstar (God knows what this name means) :D
 
Stryc-9 (who became Cherry Mirage, which at least sounds like it could be a humans name)

holy ****... I've had a DVD of this "Stryc-9 for like two years and have been wondering where the hell she went... THANKS A LOT... gotta love those trashy hoes....

anyways, found one the other day I just thought was hilariously blatant:

Anna Sucks
 
Mahogany Woods
Winter Sky
Berlin Walls (a girl)
Cloud Nine
Precious Smiles

all real, all found at "Black in black" or "black teen seekers".
 
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