Weird Pornstar names

[Count Fuckula]

Dick Cheney .. lmao

 

[Werewolf]

Wendy Whoppers

Traci Topps

Ashley Juggs

Alexis Amore

Silvia Saint

 

[crost2]

Bonita Saint

 

[crost2]

Buster Hymen

 

[hos]

Olga Machslochov (intentionally - from german: Olga Openyourhole)

 

[skwerly1]

anybody remember iroc?

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[coolbeers]

Sid Deuce

 

[hedonis]

Buster Hymen

Hey, I already said that one! :glugglug: No big deal.

My favorite thing about porn star names is that it seems like whatever bone-headed ***** starts doing outlandish things to get noticed, or one that becomes super, over-the-top popular, porn stars start leeching those names like crazy in all kinds of combinations and such.

Case in point, in the last few years, we seem to have a glut of pornstars with either the name Paris, or Hilton somewhere in there. Remember the explosion of porn "Britneys" we had a while ago?

They cannibalize from their own, too. Once Jenna Jameson became huge (popularity and chest, not ass), we had lots more Jennas, and for a while, seemed like many pornstars were banking on success just by adding "Lynn" as their last name.

:2 cents:

H

 

[ckjedi66]

Britney Rears, gotta love that one......Arnold Schwarzenpecker.....LOL.....Wesley Pipes.....LOL....I love pornstars that take ********* names and bastardize them, sometimes it's hysterical.

 

[sputnikgirl]

I had a friend named Jenny James, and she wasn't a porn star. That was her real name.

As for porn stars:
Nautica Thorn
April Flowers (bring May showers?)
Allysin Chaines (wonder if Alice in Chains is her favorite band?)

 

[Calm]

Howie Feltersnatch

 

[Stevie]

Allysin Chaines (wonder if Alice in Chains is her favorite band?)

It was Randy West's suggestion. She was going to go with Allysin Wonderland.

 

[sputnikgirl]

Well thank goodness he stepped in...I'd rather have Allysin Chaines than Allysin Wonderland.

 

[Stevie]

Meh, I'd of preferred Allysin Wonderland. It would of worked better with her body frame, voice and overall look.


Gauge was always a weird one for me. I love the girl, but the name, eh. At least she didn't go with Sawed-off. :1orglaugh

 

[Smittmaestro]

Belladonna, named after the poison or the Stevie Nicks album?

Mari Possa based on mariposa the Spanish word for butterfly and is a profane insult when directed towards a man.

Okay the incorporating "xxx" into a name is getting rather old. We have now Xxxena, Lisa Sparxxx and T.J. Sparxxx.

Good call by Randy West on Allysin Chaines, go with that lady!

-cs™

 

[sputnikgirl]

Meh, I'd of preferred Allysin Wonderland. It would of worked better with her body frame, voice and overall look.


Gauge was always a weird one for me. I love the girl, but the name, eh. At least she didn't go with Sawed-off. :1orglaugh

Didn't the girl in your sig change her name? I had a membership to FTV Girls a couple years ago, and she was on there by a different name. Katy? Kay? Do either of those sound right? I don't know..maybe it was someone else that looks a lot like her.

 

[Stevie]

Didn't the girl in your sig change her name? I had a membership to FTV Girls a couple years ago, and she was on there by a different name. Katy? Kay? Do either of those sound right? I don't know..maybe it was someone else that looks a lot like her.

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But, FTV was the start of her career. Then she came back, minus a few piercings. Which was great as I loved her back then and it was great to see her again.

But, a few FTV girls use different names when they leave that company.

 

[Smittmaestro]

How about Cytherea/ia?

Won't say it's weird but definitely exotic sounding...

-cs™

 

[noguerol]

hey, what about Strokahontas ?

 

[noguerol]

eric everhard )