Weird and Funny Sexual-Practices

[Roald]

lol learning new things every day huh

 

[Elwood70]

Shrimping. The gay definition, not toe-sucking (which is fucking weird enough on its own!!). Look it up....it's fucking disgusting. ukey: :yesyes:

You owe me a keyboard........and monitor. :eek:

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

You owe me a keyboard........and monitor. :eek:

Really, I was expecting it to be way worse...

... of course I had the good sense to check a slang dictionary as opposed to browsing images. :dunno:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

The urbandictionary entry for "Portuguese breakfast" is kinda funny...

 

[Deepcover]

Urolagnia aka golden showers.

That's just fucking nasty.

 

[Deepcover]

Agalmatophilia
Autogynephilia and autoandrophilia
Formicophilia
Dendrophilia
Emetophilia
Hybristophilia aka The Bonnie and Clyde syndrome
Nose fetishism
Necrophilia
Paraphilic infantilism (That one is just too damn strange)
Sadomasochism
Coprophilia aka

 

[luis1972]

Beso negro "Black Kiss"

 

[Deepcover]

Beso negro "Black Kiss"

In Canada we call that dato (Dinning at the orfice)

 

[STDiva]

Rape is pretty awful.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Crime Scene Sex - Having sex while a woman is having her period
Feltching - Sticking live rodents up ones butt for arousal
Autopederasty - The act of sticking one’s own fully-erect penis in one’s own rectum
Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people
Oculolinctus - The act of licking a partner's eyeball

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Feltching - Sticking live rodents up ones butt for arousal

No. Felching is sucking the jizz out of your partner's orifice. It was first used strictly as a homosexual term in the 70s but it's usage has now extended to also be able to mean sucking the cum out of a vagina.

 

[HeroOfTime]

No. Felching is sucking the jizz out of your partner's orifice. It was first used strictly as a homosexual term in the 70s but it's usage has now extended to also be able to mean sucking the cum out of a vagina.

There is three sexual meanings to the word and even though your's is right mine is too. The othersexual meaning is like mine but you insert a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feltching