WARNING : Some of these actions, if tried in real life might get you fired.
Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and
watch to see how many people fall for it.
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Compose all your e-mail in rhyming couplets.
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Bring in dishes that you tried to cook but didn't turn out
quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
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Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
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Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
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Erect a shrine to your favorite sports team, holding candle-light vigils at 10:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. daily.
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Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation.
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Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
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Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present.
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Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
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Send emails one word (or a few) at a time. end each one with
something like, "more to come tuned to your inbox for further
developments..."
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When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office,
mutter, "I think my phone is ringing" and leave. Go get a
coffee.
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Whenever anyone comes in your cubicle insist they knock or
don't speak with them. When they knock, ignore them.
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When IT support sends you an e-mail with high importance, delete it at once.
Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and
watch to see how many people fall for it.
*******
Compose all your e-mail in rhyming couplets.
*******
Bring in dishes that you tried to cook but didn't turn out
quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
*******
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
*******
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
*******
Erect a shrine to your favorite sports team, holding candle-light vigils at 10:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. daily.
*******
Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation.
*******
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
*******
Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present.
*******
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
*******
Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
*******
Send emails one word (or a few) at a time. end each one with
something like, "more to come tuned to your inbox for further
developments..."
*******
When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office,
mutter, "I think my phone is ringing" and leave. Go get a
coffee.
*******
Whenever anyone comes in your cubicle insist they knock or
don't speak with them. When they knock, ignore them.
*******
When IT support sends you an e-mail with high importance, delete it at once.
