Was Smurfette a Whore?

[jewelcity]

She lived as the only female in a village surrounded by all males wearing white diapers. She would have been their only access to sex with a woman. Was Smufette a whore?

 

[tunsty]

That takes me back...

Anyone remember 'National' petrol garages, that used to give away smurf figures with petrol?.

"National's the one place on earth.. you get service with a Smurf"



Okay..I'll be quiet now

 

[Smittmaestro]

Smurfette's 100 Smurf Gangsmurf is the top search on searchsmurfene.smurf!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Smurfette's 100 Smurf Gangsmurf is the top search on searchsmurfene.smurf!

-cs™

100 Smurfs?! :eek:

And did you know it was a big Cream-Smurf Gangsmurf? :yesyes:

 

[Smittmaestro]

You bet your Smurf I Smurfed that!

-smurf™

 

[Overdrive]

Yes sir,she blew papa smurf in the backroom of one of those mushroom houses...i think she was more b*tchy than anything...

 

[Fresno]

No Smurfette is not a Whore, Smurfs do not have or desire sex!

 

[dani114]

No Smurfette is not a Whore, Smurfs do not have or desire sex!

+1:thumbsup:

but we don't know that for sure, never witnessed smurfual intercourse

 

[Fresno]

+1:thumbsup:

but we don't know that for sure, never witnessed smurfual intercourse

They don't have intercourse they just smurf into existence!

 

[buzus]

smurfs were gay
we never found out how the baby smurfs popped up,did we?

 

[Artimus]

smurfs were gay
we never found out how the baby smurfs popped up,did we?

I wouldn't say gay. Asexual would be a better term.

As for Smurf babies, I think it involved a certain mountain and a full moon, but definitely no sex.

 

[Smittmaestro]

So it could be that Smurfs are Premium Link Upgrade .

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

Here's one guy's theory:
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[bnaked]

Smurf yeah!

 

[lefturn]

:rofl:

 

[Member2228]

As "Donnie Darko" says, smurfs have no reproductive organs x]

 

[BlueBalls]

As "Donnie Darko" says, smurfs have no reproductive organs x]

Maybe but they give great head Papa Smurf especially.

While I wouldnt call Smurfette a whore, what I would call her is desperate, I mean giving blowjobs in carparks for £5 a go is a bit low, but they were good so I cant complain.