Vote for Me!

[Harley Spencer]

If its like last year, there will be a link on the main site page for you to click to go vote, and it won't happen on the forum at all.



Woohoo! I got the soap! And hot is the only way I can imagine a shower with you.



Unless you count steamy...

Ha good deal! I can't stand cold showers. Someone on here once asked me if I've ever taken a cold shower, to which I responded no, and if I remember correctly, he went on to say that cold showers can be the best showers. Not for me! Not even in 100+ degree weather.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I know, I was hesitant when I first read that he wanted to see me pie myself. I wasn't sure if he was kidding, being sarcastic, or being serious. So I just did it anyway. If I have the resources, I will make anything happen!

Thank you for being so sweet! I can't even begin to express how happy I am that not everyone thinks I'm a douche for posting this thread. You're all awesome!

As he guessed, my suggestion was honestly made tongue in cheek, just to see how far you'd go to buy a vote. And, as I mentioned before, I was pleased/surprised both when you agreed to it and when you ended up doing it. Of course, I probably would have just voted for you anyway.

And no, nobody thinks you're a douche (or nobody who actually matters anyway), you're one of the most engaging OCSMs we've had here in a long time, and one who I'm sure a lot of us would be happy to see win, or at least come very close.

So, to sum matters up, YOU'RE awesome.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 6557898, member: 579739"]Haha! If I had access to four midgets and a garden hose, yes, I would do that for you!

Oh, I have access to midgets.

 

[Harley Spencer]

As he guessed, my suggestion was honestly made tongue in cheek, just to see how far you'd go to buy a vote. And, as I mentioned before, I was pleased/surprised both when you agreed to it and when you ended up doing it. Of course, I probably would have just voted for you anyway.

And no, nobody thinks you're a douche (or nobody who actually matters anyway), you're one of the most engaging OCSMs we've had here in a long time, and one who I'm sure a lot of us would be happy to see win, or at least come very close.

So, to sum matters up, YOU'RE awesome.

I figured it was a tongue in cheek request. That's alright. I did it because I follow through with what I say I'm going to do, and of course, to show you that I have balls and I'm not afraid to do something so ridiculous And make it look good.

Anyway, thank you! There are a few people out there who aren't too fond of me, who are actually quite rude, but not many. Those of you that are supportive, friendly, and overall have positive attitudes make up for anyone that's ever been mean.

I sound like such a little girl sometimes! Calling people mean. Wah. Seriously though.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Oh, I have access to midgets.

Do you now? I wanna see! Pics or I call bullshit.

:tongue:

Oh, and they have to be holding up a sign that says "Dirk's Minions", or else I will know you have no affiliation with said midgets

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Thanks! I love top hats. I was gonna wear a red dress, a top hat, fishnets, gloves (like the ones in those photos), and heels to my high school prom. But I never got to go

that's always been a favorite style of mine, i'm not sure exactly what you'd call it but i like it...kind of classy slutty i guess lol

anyway, sorry you didn't get to go to prom but i gotta say afterwards was more fun in my opinion...

 

[rizwano]

nice photos. any photos of u doing creampie?

 

[Harley Spencer]

nice photos. any photos of u doing creampie?

No, sorry. I don't do boy/girl anymore. I haven't done it since I was 18. It's been 3 years. Even then, when I did do it, I only ever did like 5 videos (something like that) and creampies weren't on the agenda. I wasn't on birth control (I don't think I was anyway.. can't remember).

 

[Petra]

Ha thanks Petra! I know, I haven't had any girlscout cookies in year either. But they're all decked out at the Wal-Mart entrances right now trying to sell their cookies. I might go get some. I haven't decided yet.

Hmmm...here's your instructions:

1.) Proceed to Walmart.

2.) Buy cookies (thin mints pretty please).

3.) Book a ticket to Holland.

4.) Fly to Holland w/ said cookie.

5.) Give me cookies and I'll let you take a picture of me to post on the board. I'll even make a FRESH lemon meringue pie to pie yourself with. Or a chocolate pie....even a strawberry pie. I'll even let you do unspeakable things to my garden gnomes....



Or, I'll just have my mom buy a few boxes before she flies over next month.

 

[Rattrap]

Hmmm...here's your instructions:

1.) Proceed to Walmart.

2.) Buy cookies (thin mints pretty please).

3.) Book a ticket to Holland.

4.) Fly to Holland w/ said cookie.

5.) Give me cookies and I'll let you take a picture of me to post on the board. I'll even make a FRESH lemon meringue pie to pie yourself with. Or a chocolate pie....even a strawberry pie. I'll even let you do unspeakable things to my garden gnomes....

I've recently completed steps 1) and 3) myself. Sadly, the British Wal-mart (actually found one called Wal-mart and not ASDA!) doesn't have girl scouts camped out front. And I know what you'll say...what's the point of being in Holland without cookies?

 

[larss]

Looked it up. So it's basically a raspberry drizzle?

I guess so. A coulis (pronounced KOO LEE) is basically just puréed and strained fruit or veg to be used as a sauce.
I would choose raspberry as it is not too sweet, but anything like that would do. I was going to suggest honey, but although that is tasty, licking a whole jar from your body could be a little too sickly sweet.

 

[Petra]

I've recently completed steps 1) and 3) myself. Sadly, the British Wal-mart (actually found one called Wal-mart and not ASDA!) doesn't have girl scouts camped out front. And I know what you'll say...what's the point of being in Holland without cookies?

Especially since you need to have girl scout cookies to meet me.

No cookie, no photo. Though word has it I could be bought for a case of Bulmers Pear.

 

[Rattrap]

Especially since you need to have girl scout cookies to meet me.

No cookie, no photo. Though word has it I could be bought for a case of Bulmers Pear.

I bet I could find that somewhere. It's too bad I'm probably in the opposite corner of the country. Then again, I hear it's about an hour walk from south boarder to north coast...

 

[Harley Spencer]

Hmmm...here's your instructions:

1.) Proceed to Walmart.

2.) Buy cookies (thin mints pretty please).

3.) Book a ticket to Holland.

4.) Fly to Holland w/ said cookie.

5.) Give me cookies and I'll let you take a picture of me to post on the board. I'll even make a FRESH lemon meringue pie to pie yourself with. Or a chocolate pie....even a strawberry pie. I'll even let you do unspeakable things to my garden gnomes....



Or, I'll just have my mom buy a few boxes before she flies over next month.

I am on it!

 

[Harley Spencer]

I guess so. A coulis (pronounced KOO LEE) is basically just puréed and strained fruit or veg to be used as a sauce.
I would choose raspberry as it is not too sweet, but anything like that would do. I was going to suggest honey, but although that is tasty, licking a whole jar from your body could be a little too sickly sweet.

Hmm... I have some caramel sauce. Would that work? I love caramel, it's my favorite!

 

[DJCowboy]

How about pics of you frying bacon! While you're at it, send some to me because I'm hungry!!

 

[Harley Spencer]

How about pics of you frying bacon! While you're at it, send some to me because I'm hungry!!

I can certainly do that. I love bacon.

Will this qualify me for some double lovin from you come contest time?

 

[larss]

Hmm... I have some Caramel sauce. Would that work? I love Caramel, it's my favorite!

Caramel would work. It might be a little too sweet to have too much, but I wouldn't mind trying.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Caramel would work. It might be a little too sweet to have too much, but I wouldn't mind trying.

I don't have to eat all of it!

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Haven't you thought already "Oh my God what did I started?"
That's a lot of pictures you're going to have to make.
About the whip, forget about it, but then agian, a home made whip... I have to admit, you made me curious now
What if you just try to make my picture a very sensual one, thinking about the thing I wrote first (even without a whip).
Something that makes me fall in love with you over and over again.