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  • Clerks

    Votes: 14 38.9%
  • Mallrats

    Votes: 11 30.6%
  • Chasing Amy

    Votes: 5 13.9%
  • Dogma

    Votes: 13 36.1%
  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    Votes: 14 38.9%
  • Jersey Girl

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • Clerks 2

    Votes: 8 22.2%

  • Total voters
    36
I love all his stuff, but I think Clerks 2 is a work of pure genius.

If I can make a movie half that good when I finally get around to it I will be a happy man.

You cant argue with an 8 minute non-stop standing ovation at Cannes.


P.S I have a proper, from the same company as the film Moobys fun-ployee shirt. It rocks!
 
"I need one each of the following tapes: Whispers in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two - The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock. Oh, and... What was the name of that movie?
Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup."

I will say that scene was awesome.
 
Dogma was my favorite, Jay and Silent Bob was best for back to back laughs.
 
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