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[FreeOnes_Adam]

So, which one of you hotdogs wants to be my Valentine? Now now, not at all at once! Form an orderly line!

Well, why not join our special Valentine's Day contest and pick me up (or you know, your wife or girlfriend) one of these fantastic kits from our FreeOnes Store and steal my, er.. her heart this year!

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How to play


Post below your best Valentine's advice and give us the 101 on what you think would benefit someone on this joyous (and hopefully gettin' some) occasion! Let's hear it you romantics, you!


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[vanlee1]

I guess I will start...

Make this day "Together Day" and by that I mean actually taking the day off to be with them from wake to sleep. Be sure to have some well thought out "to do option/plans" ready to choose from so it shows how much you care and put thought into this day. However, if they have an idea of their own of how to spend the day this should trump all others since this is "Together Day". If they really are your valentine/the one for you then you should enjoy making them happy every step of this day.

There has been no mention of buying flowers, jewelry or big ticket items because that is the go to for the majority of couples and it might be something on your list of options/plans anyway. But spending the entire day together catering to each other is a memory and practice that can last much longer

 

[dpantski]

Keep things simple, the important thing is to show you love them. A day out in the sunshine, having a picnic and being in the fresh air getting some gentle exercise is enjoyable. Finishing with a nice meal together is ideal but even if its pouring with rain outside you can enjoy each others company and remind yourselves just why you're together. Money isn't important (however don't be a cheapskate!) so don't go all out buying expensive jewelry and a fancy meal if you can't really afford it. Chances are while she wants to be appreciated, she doesn't want you to be skint afterwards and unable to pay the bills.

Don't forget the little things, if she normally gets you a cup of tea in the morning then return the favour (don't make it a one off though). Be a gentleman and keep whining to a minimum, if you have any bad habits take a break from them today.

 

[Embryoyo]

Forget it's "Valentines Day" and just have a nice day together. Forget gifts & flowers & simply be there for her. Cook your woman a great breakfast & dinner, don't go out to a boring crowded restaurant & movie like every other generic tool. Be creative. Chocolate fondue always makes my wife smile, too!

I treat her like this all the time though. Valentines Day is for the weak. Be a man ALL THE TIME.

 

[bobjustbob]

Valentine's Day is all about the woman and it really isn't that tough for a guy to pull off. It's all tried and true basics. Where men fail on Valentine's Day is they fail to plan. Get your strategy together 2 weeks ahead of time and everything will be smooth.

1. Flowers delivered at her work. Check the internet or make a phone call. During the week of Valentine's Day there are all kinds discounts. Don't go for the $60-70 arrangement. You get the same impact for 30-40 bucks because it's not about the flowers. It's about the delivery man walking in and calling out her name in front of coworkers. Having the flowers displayed for all to see. Easy to do and she will be glowing all day.

2. Clean up the fucking house. Make it a welcoming environment since this where the 2 of you will be having dinner. I don't care how humble you live but it won't take much to make her feel warm and fuzzy. A bottle of wine and some cheese and crackers. A table cloth with a couple of linen napkins and placemats. Candle is optional. You did enough to prepare so it won't be missed. 40's big band music in the background. Sound strange? Yea and a bit silly too but you are not throwing a party, you are just setting a relaxing mood. Leave the Barry White for later when you are fucking. And for God's sakes put on a tie.

3. Cook her dinner. Another proven winner because you to cook and entertain her at the same time with very minimal kitchen work. Lobster with steamed mixed vegetables served with tarragon rice. Salad and desert. Here's a plan. You can get lobsters steamed at many supermarkets. Markets have warm tables with mixed veg too. All prepped and just have to be warmed before serving.

The most work and time you will need is for the rice and it's impossible to fuck up. 1 cup water and 1/2 cup rice into a pan with some dried tarragon into a pot. When it starts to boil, cover it and shut the heat off. Start this process when she calls to say she is getting into the car to come over. By the time she gets there she will be smelling that rice. The pot would have been turned off and you have time for drinks since the rice needs to sit for a while before being ready to be served. Salad mixes are sold in bags. Cut up an avocado and apple. Top it with walnuts and raisins and bam. Warm up your lobster and veg during salad time.

The lobster will be fun since it is such a mess and tastes so good. Don't have to worry about other diners in the restaurant looking over. Desert will be a hot brownie with ice cream topped with whatever you want. Easy prep to do while clearing dishes. You are now a superstar even if you somehow manage to fuck something up.

4. Take her out someplace to dance and I mean DANCE. Taking her out to sit at the table or stand around will make everything before go down the toilet. If you can't dance, it doesn't matter. If you feel stupid, suck it up and just do it. Women love dancing and especially with their man.

These things aren't hard to do and don't cost a lot of money. Save the jewelry for other occasions. She's going to remember what you did, not what she got.

One thing I left out. If she has kids, make arrangements for them. A sister or mom or friend to take care of them for this day. Do this in your planning. Your woman won't mind even when going behind her back to do this if you know her and her kids. All will know of well intent. They'd like the planning since they'd like the same thought given to them. If you're close enough to the kids you can help them plan something special for mom too. Breakfast in bed or make cards or something like that

 

[Miette]

Make your own card. Even if it's a piece of notebook paper folded in half with three macaroni noodles glued to it, it's still going to have an insane amount of sentimental value over something you buy from Hallmark.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

(1) During the day, make sure to tell your lover loudly and often that Valentine's Day is a complete sham designed to part morons with their money, and anybody that feels they need to spend an arbitrarily selected day of the year trying to prove how much they love each other is either playing a lame game of one-upsmanship with other couples or woefully inept at making each other feel special the other 364 days a year. Make sure to tell her that romance is about creativity, spontaneity and imagination, and shelling out a nuclear fuckton of cash on the same day as every other fucker just because every other fucker does, and because she expects it, is the ANTITHESIS of what romance truly is. She will LOVE your candour ; honesty is a very attractive trait and subconsciously she will want to stay with you forever because she will trust a man that can be THAT honest with her. Chemically, this will translate into her wanting you to pound her flounder with your luncheon meat truncheon.

(2) Spend nothing. The woman that you want to ensnare will want to make sure that you're frugal so you're always thinking about putting money aside to look after her and her babies, and if she sees that you are not willing to fritter away your financial security on frivolities like Valentine's, she'll be happy to end the evening with all your would-be babies all over her face. Champagne and long-stemmed roses are just Diet Coke and [NOBABE]daisy chains[/NOBABE] for show-offs!

(3) Nobody likes a sycophant. Make sure you plan a VD that is all about what you want to do. Putting the woman first is for the beta losers that never got laid at college. You're a man! What you say goes! Show her who's boss and her panties will be wetter than a weekend in Rhyll. But do remember to compromise and balance out this assertion of your manliness by taking time to thoroughly cleanse your bumhole before you go out. After a perfect Valentine's as I have laid out for you here, every woman on planet Earth will respond by wanting to toss your salad, so make sure it's nice and fresh for her.

(4) Just for this one day a year, go all out, make the special effort.... and leave the toilet seat down. This at least gets your spit upgraded to swallow, and if your lady always swallows your sauce anyway, tonight she will likely gargle.


Yep, that ought to do the trick.

 

[clinteastwood]

Skip all the materialistic stuff and do some things that you BOTH enjoy! Go out to a nice dinner, maybe a movie, and have some kinky stuff planned for that night (or morning). Or, better yet, make it a day of totally new stuff you've never done- go rock climbing or something adventurous, you'll both have fun, and the pressure of just trying to please her will be eliminated. I've had some great V-days this way. Worst V-day was when I bought the traditional flowers and candy (she hated them!).

 

[ZiggyStardust]

"we're lonely. lets fuck"

most romantic thing i've ever said.

 

[mekhet]

There are a lot of people alone and hating it on this day. Maybe just do something nice for them just so they do not feel excluded. I plan on buying some chocolates and just giving them to the people in my classes on Friday to hopefully give them some joy.

 

[cythe]

If your single try thus I saw it on Facebook I haven't seen a cute enough girl to try it on but hey can I tie your shoes for you I don't want to see you falling for anyone else .. I have never heard this line before and I think girls would think it's cute.. Will try soon

 

[test]

Valentine's is just another day.

Usually wife and I cook dinner together, put kids to bed, cuddle up and watch a movie then have sex half way through the movie. Only thing I'll do more on valentine's is give her an extra 30 min massage and hope she returns the favour with a longer blowjob..but as always she crashes out after that long ass massage and I end up jacking off to Freeones.
Happy valentine's Freeones!

Treat your partner with the same love everyday!

 

[UnderBro]

Both you and your significant other go somewhere that you guys really like going to and just have a good time with each other.

 

[digitalmulti]

simply say 'I Love You' looking into eyes.

 

[holler23]

The best Valentine's Advice is to make sure that she knows you really care. You have to make her know they she is the most important person in the world. Start her off with her favorite breakfast in bed and give her a nice massage. Follow that up by doing all the little things for her throughout the day like opening the door for her, telling her how much you love her, kisses in public, telling her she's beautiful. Then prepare a romantic dinner for her with all of her favorite foods. After dinner, give her the best fucking of her life and make sure all of her needs are met. End the night by spending some quality time on Freeones together, every romance needs that extra spark!

 

[leftypa]

Without going into great detail;
My advice would be to celebrate Valentine Day 365 days a year.
Surprise her or him throughout the year, especially when she or he least expects it, or for no reason [except for the fact that you love her/him].
It's worked for me for over 30 years...

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Keep em coming, guys!

 

[wolverine83]

When you are in a new relationship, make it a special day for her. Go the extra mile. It does make all the difference. I would suggest simplicity and luxury. Don't go to the same places you always go. Go to a high end restaurant and get flirty. Maybe even try to touch her under the table, a hand on the leg or a slip of the hand up her shirt in the back but nothing real intimate yet. Then, head on home. Surprise her by having the house cleaned and candles everywhere already lit with a bubble bath ready to go with a bottle of her favorite wine on ice. Undress her. Be her servant. Wash her from head to toe. Gently scrub her hair, feet, and everything. If she needs her legs shaved or anything else, do that, too. Dry her off. If she's not turned on by now, try some foreplay. Suggest some new things like role play/role reversal or sensory deprivation/light BDSM. Really take it to that extra level. Then, have your way with her. When you've both had your fill, don't just roll over and fall asleep unless you've been going at it for like 5 hours. No, instead, actually cuddle and don't snore. When you get up in the morning, make sure there is a flower on your pillow or something on the counter (a small gift, chocolate, something she's been asking about like a book, movie, or new phone - be original) before you head off to work or what have you.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I believe Valentine’s has been co-opted by the romantic-industrial complex to harangue an average Joe into trudging his way through February and acting like it means something. The modern incarnation has changed it from a celebration of challenging authority to something akin to Twighlight or f*cking 50 Shades. It has turned into a female masturbatory fantasy hell bent on commercialization. Thanks, Hallmark.

I'm going shooting.

 

[75erikg]

Be naked all day, have sex every 2 hours. i jamba juice and 1 cigarette. After this as a couple you will be bonded for life. true story