Vagina Euphemisms

[ahchay]

Ham Wallet
Squish Mitten
Panty Bacon

Vaginas are so versatile

 

[AFA]

Yes, they are! They're full of all kinds of goodness!

 

[pizzacam]

Wow what!?

No Drapes!?

 

[ghoul]

You Missed Puki!

 

[sterobbo01]

Recently heard Rugby lads referring to lady bits on a drunken night out. :glugglug:
"Show me your whizzer"
"Let's have a look at your monkey"

 

[Winterherz]

'Snooter' was the classic euphemism of my adolescence.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Great thread, I just think it would've been better if everyone wrote down one name, as opposed to having them all written down on the very first post of the thread.

 

[Sicario]

How about Spanish terms?

Panocha-Panochas-Panochitas
Chocha
Cuca
Mariposa
Foyoyo

 

[KungFuDude]

B-I-N-G-O ... and BINGO was it's name-o!

 

[gmaxman1212]

impressive glossary

 

[KungFuDude]

rent money

 

[KungFuDude]

virginia the virgin vagina

 

[BNF]

Fica (a fig, common in Latin languages)
Patatine (little potato)

 

[tunsty]

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If I do, I'll not be able to string a sentence together, without using at least one of those words..
at which point I'll start a giggling fit and be taken away to some sort of institute for the mentally impaired.

 

[VidKing]

What about Oprah's Va Jay Jay?

 

[Legzman]

Heard one the other day at work

snuss

now I use this one most of the time!

 

[dave_rhino]

I can't think of any name for "vagina" that actually sounds acceptable. Even Vagina sounds stupid to me.

Pussy sounds like too frat-boy/gangster.

Fanny (popular in England at least) is what you called it when you were 10 years old.

And anything else just sounds like a joke.

I dunno what to call it anymore. Advice from the girls of the board would be nice (especially Joanne seeing as she is English)

 

[freeryan]

Old/Young faithful(depending on age), Pie Hole, Cave of Plunders!

 

[LUVbigboobs]

Here's the link: Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms

Not bad. But if you wanted to have a really cool list, how 'bout one that contains slang terms for "vagina" from other languages? (For example, I know one from Spanish - "chucha." Although where that word ranks on the "scale of vulgarity" I'm not really sure. It might depend at least partly on which Spanish-speaking country it's used in)