Maggie Green
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I can understand cultural difference in the way tipping is done in US and how their employees are paid, but this sounds much more like you would be threatening your customers. Tip or we will pee in your dinner next time you come. Whoops, what a big fail? What happened to the saying "customer is always right", when did the pee go so high in the heads that people think that they are so important that they can go and disrespect their customers and even threaten them? I don't go do restaurant to lick their asses because they think they are the best, restaurant is the one who has to prove me they are the best by licking my ass, not other way around.
I'll thell you something silly... If I even hear a rummor of some restaurant that there is even a chance of an angry waitress peeing in my dinner, because earlier customer didn't tip enough. I don't give a shit whatever I'd normally tip $0, $20 or $200, but you can be sure that I will never step my foot inside that restaurant and I will avoid such a place like a fucking plague. If I was a owner of such a place, I would fire such a waitress instantly and I would sue whole restaurant as a customer. All this will cost money and time for the restaurant... Do not make a mistake, I'm not losing anything by not going to restaurant, in matter of fact, I'm saving money by not going. Waitress might make more money if someone who tips more takes my place instead, but this is overal a loss for the restaurant, lost customers. I'm not a gourmet food expert either, I do not give a shit how many master cook who cares -stars restaurant has to use as an excuse to make higher prices. Most likely if I bought potatoes from 10 different restaurants, chances are that I wouldn't be able to even tell the difference. Smart person doesn't milk his cow to the dead at first day, he will keep his cows alive, so he can milk them as long as possible.
There is another example of very basic and very common customer behaviour. It's much harder to get back lost and angry customers than keep current and happy customers. Negative information spreads much faster and further than positive information. When you lose one customer, chances are that you are not only losing one customer, but many customers. When person eats dinner dipped in pee, he is going to tell each of his friends and likely their friends too, how that restaurant sucks ass, their service is shitty, their food is pissy, they will even exaggerate to make that restaurant look like a full shit hole. Now when his friends think about going to a restaurant and they will talk past that pissy place, they will remember; "Ah!, it's that shitty place where people pee in your drink." and chances that they will pass that place are much higher. They do not want to test how piss tastes, they are people who demand quality and respect. Then again when people have positive experiences, they don't spread that around as easily. This usually requires certain conditions to be met and when that happens, person might tell to maybe couple of his friends that this specific restaurant had a good service and food. Next time his friends walk past that restaurant, they will remember; "Ah! it's that good place our dear friend recommended. Let's try it out?" and you can guess the rest of the story... Prince will kiss princess and they will live happily everafter etc...
Wow dude, you really took this literal and to heart!