Urban Legends. Wives Tales and Myths you've heard?

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
You guys have posted some great examples.. some i've already heard, but many of them are new to me.. :bowdown: thanx, cuz I love them, I can't wait to hear more good stuff. :thumbsup:

Is Petra afraid of the dark? :D boo.. I hope not..

I'm fine with the dark...as long as there's no mirrors around. :surprise:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Actually growing up as a kid in Massachusetts in the 80's there was an urban legend of these clowns driving around in black vans kidnapping kids off of playgrounds around Boston. In fact I think the news channels even ran a few stories on this. No clowns were ever found nor any kids taken under those circumstances. But it got my parents so worried our dad bought me and my brother buttefly knives to protect ourselves from said clowns...actually our dad is nuts and just bought us weapons for the hell of it. Anyway back to these clowns, stories went around saying that these clowns were escaped mental patients, or members of satanic cults, or even government alien agents.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
If someone touches you with a broom, you get to punch them in the stomach.
 
GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Sex causes babies is a myth (a stork delivers them to Mommyies & Daddies)

Christianity
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
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  • If you make nasty faces, your face will stick that way
Roger Ebert called. He totally agrees...
 

Mayhem

Banned
If you have 13 letters in your name, you will have the devil's luck . Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore Bundy and Albert De Salvo all have 13 letters in their names.

Fuck me. I swear, I've never counted it, and until now, never thought of doing it, but I have thirteen letters in my first and last name. This...explains...so much. Maybe I can counteract it if I start using my middle initial.
 
I'm fine with the dark...as long as there's no mirrors around. :surprise:

So I guess your man taking you on a date to a funhouse in the dark would be out of the question. I would think your dark master would protect you from such occurrences, or at least make you so used to worst stuff that you wouldn't care. :cthuhlu:

You have probably failed enough sanity checks it doesn't matter anyhow, probably more than a handful just reading through FreeOnes. ;)
 
Cutting your nails on Friday or Sunday is bad luck. Fingernail clippings should be saved, burned, or buried to prevent bad luck.

You shouldn’t jog. It jumbles up your insides.

If you catch a falling leaf on the first day of fall, you will not get sick that whole winter.

Use the same pencil for taking a test as was used for studying for the same test. The pencil will remember the answers.

Dropping a pair of scissors means that your lover is seeing someone behind your back.

The lines on the palm of your right hand that show an “X” represent the number of children you will have.

It’s bad luck to wish an actor good luck. Instead it’s often said, “Break a leg,” Knock ‘em dead,” and “See you on the green.”

Macbeth is thought to be the most unlucky play ever. Actors would never refer to it by name, instead calling it Mr. and Mrs. M. or That Play.

Cats can steal the air from a baby’s mouth.

While nursing a baby boy, the mother must make sure that no milk falls onto his penis or else he will become impotent.

If a grave digger walks toward you it means you will become very seriously ill.

It was later thought that tobacco would cure anything from bad breath to cancer.

There is a spooky old wives tale that suggests if the eyes of a dead person are left open, he or she will find someone to take with them. The closing of the deceased eyes started with this old wives tale, and so, through the decades we have continued to close the eyes of the deceased.

If you walk anywhere wearing only shoe, it’s a sign that one of your parents is about to die.

If you dream that you are falling and do not wake up before you hit the ground, you will die in your sleep during the dream.

If you dream of a birth, someone in your family will die.

Only the left hind foot of a rabbit that was shot or caught in a cemetery during a particular phase of the moon is considered lucky so odds are your rabbit's foot is not.

Be sure that someone says “God Bless you” when you sneeze to drive the devil away or he may enter your body.

Female children are responsible for making their mothers feel and look ill because women are always in competition.

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