Urban Dictionary Definitions

Anyone here browse urbandictionary? If so, post your favorite definition(s) from this hilarious website. Mine is:

Tony Danza-
When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you say "who's the boss"? she will most likely reply "you are"...you then donkey punch her and say "Tony Danza is the boss, bitch, show the man some respect". a few minutes later, you ask her again and when she says "Tony Danza", you donkey punch her again and ask her why she is thinking about other men while you two are having sex...

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one of my favorites is the cosby sweater
The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then ********* the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".
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Anyone hear of the "Happy Walrus"?
 
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