ur penis size

ur penis size

  • 1 to 4 inches

    Votes: 84 4.6%
  • 5 to 6 inches

    Votes: 913 50.3%
  • 7 to 8 inches

    Votes: 695 38.3%
  • 9 and more inches

    Votes: 123 6.8%

  • Total voters
    1,815
I know, I thought of that, too. I still went with it! Because I am rebellious like that!

I mean, this is a fantasy thread, right?
 
I know, I thought of that, too. I still went with it! Because I am rebellious like that!

I mean, this is a fantasy thread, right?

Oh, of course. By all means bask in those Scottish rays. I'm sure they'd feel great.

Just be prepared to be burnt at the stake as a with for casting forth the "great evil" upon the valleys. Or at least take a rubber band with you, if you decide to make a run for it, we don't want that cock flicking up and knocking you out now do we?
 
Oh, of course. By all means bask in those Scottish rays. I'm sure they'd feel great.

Just be prepared to be burnt at the stake as a with for casting forth the "great evil" upon the valleys. Or at least take a rubber band with you, if you decide to make a run for it, we don't want that cock flicking up and knocking you out now do we?

That's supposed to be witch.

Just thought I'd correct that for y'all. Here's some music, enjoy! :hatsoff:
 
That's supposed to be witch.

Just thought I'd correct that for y'all. Here's some music, enjoy! :hatsoff:

The piece you bestow upon us for your wrongful typing takes away all charges for your spelling mistake! I shall quickly call the governor and halt your execution! You slipped through the cracks this time, next time, make sure you edit the spelling to keep from the death penalty.

Now be off, and don't trip on my legendary penis on the way out! ^_^
 
The piece you bestow upon us for your wrongful typing takes away all charges for your spelling mistake! I shall quickly call the governor and halt your execution! You slipped through the cracks this time, next time, make sure you edit the spelling to keep from the death penalty.

Now be off, and don't trip on my legendary penis on the way out! ^_^

May the name of the great "~~whimsy~~" sing out amongst the trees and meadows and throughout this noble land. The gatekeeper that is all that is true and holy among this great nation has spoken. He who is a god amongst men. A man who stood up to they system and said "No!" has put forth his position on this matter that has rendered it closed fo good and it is now up to the gods themselves to judge. What can be said about a man such as this? Other than to bestow great thanks upon him and his kind and bask in the joy that this action will follow.

You sir, are our saviour.


you two should get a room.

(then invite me...)

Bring a mop, it's going to get messy.

I have a lot of love to give.
 
Damn right it's going to get messy. For he had yet typo again! "fo" used in his statement revering me!

closed fo good and it

You my good sir, will be spending the night not rather in the execution chair, but in my private chambers! Where my legendary penis and I will teach you!

PS: Bring chips.
 
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