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University Bans Student Masturbation
- Thread starter Ben Jakinoff
- Start date
GregCentauro
Banned
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Very funny!
Very funny!
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
There going to pass a law nowGod damn liberal professors! Spreading their socialism amongst our young! I hope they burn in HELL!!!
Homeschooling is the only alternative, you can masturbate as much as you want at home and your mother will always be around to wash your soiled sheets and dirty socks.
Of course you'll be working in Burger King until you're 60 when you suddenly die of a stroke whilst taking a shit in the store bathroom at which point they have to knock the wall down to drag your carcass out.
Well to say "suddenly" is a little bit of an overstatement. At 600 pounds it was always on its way.
Homeschooling is the only alternative, you can masturbate as much as you want at home and your mother will always be around to wash your soiled sheets and dirty socks.
Of course you'll be working in Burger King until you're 60 when you suddenly die of a stroke whilst taking a shit in the store bathroom at which point they have to knock the wall down to drag your carcass out.
Well to say "suddenly" is a little bit of an overstatement. At 600 pounds it was always on its way.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
How are they going to check by DNA?
Do they have a database?
Sounds like an invasion of privacy.
Which would mean it's illegal. :nono:
Do they have a database?
Sounds like an invasion of privacy.
Which would mean it's illegal. :nono:
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I could do it in less than an hour.
By crapping in it too? lol
No, by showing up naked in the shower while it was occupied by others. The crapping would be done by all who saw him naked, and that would stop the showers.
I'm not going to say why they would all crap. All I'm going to mention is....rash.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
He lies too. lol:rofl:
Hey, sexy to me is repugnant and repulsive to others.
What can I say? It is part of my charm.
That's why they found KY, a sheep, and weed in your room, makes sence now.. LOL!:rofl2:
ouch! You're into dissing me, aren't you?
That's ok. We have that weekend in vegas I can remember...
ouch! You're into dissing me, aren't you?
That's ok. We have that weekend in vegas I can remember...
You told me it was Jersey.. Ah the lies again.. :rofl:
