Ultimate Movie One-Liner

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

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[Battletoads]

Classic 80s movie

 

[SirHumper]

Casablanca , “Here’s looking at you, kid”, (Humphrey Bogart)

And also from Casablanca , “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine”, (Humphrey Bogart)

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[SirHumper]

Jack Nicholson in The Last Detail

"I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer."

 

[John_8581]

Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood were great. But Robert De Niro in "Taxi Driver" has one of the very best!

 

[John_8581]

Jack Nicholson in The Last Detail

"I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer."

:bowdown:

Here's another of Jack's ....

Tom Cruise, Kevin Bacon, and Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men" (the scene)




... at the 46 second mark (0:46).

 

[Harpsman]

This is becoming a goldmine

This thread could run on. The genius in your avatar was a master of the one liner!
There's so many!

 

[Rane1071]

Yes, Bronson and Eastwood are great. They deliver them real cold and have the voice for it. Arnold has some great lines, but that accent! Damn.

Yeah, but I still love ol' Arnie. - "Get to the choppah!!"

 

[Patrick_S]

"I think you´re all fucked in the head."

 

[John_8581]

Best scene from Stripes with a few of the best one liners ever. :thumbsup:

 

[Rane1071]

Samuel Jackson - "English motherfucker!! Do you speak it?"

"Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare ya'! I double dare ya' muthafucka!! Say 'what' one more goddamned time! "

"Does. He. Look. Like. A. Bitch!?"

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/samuel

 

[Patrick_S]

"To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life in the gall bladder." - Udo Kier in Flesh For Frankenstein

 

[John_8581]

Marty Feldman and Gene Wilder from Young Frankenstein ....

 

[Harpsman]

"Juicy Fruit"
"Get outta my way son you're using my oxygen"
"Jack Dunphy's full of shit!"

To name a few........

 

[Harpsman]

The Marx Brothers. Legends.

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

Groucho Marx in*A Night at the Opera*(movie)

Groucho: Do you follow me?
Margaret Dumont: Yes!
Groucho: Well, you better stop following me, or I'll have you arrested.

Groucho Marx in*A Night at the Opera*(movie)

 

[bahodeme]

There's only 2 things...

 

[larss]

James Bond movies are full of them but this one sprung to mind