UK Eurovision vote goes to Essex teenager
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It's good to be the king...
Ok I admit - I watched the second semi-final tonight. Cyprus has a Welsh guy singing for them. So I guess they'll get a decent poll from the UK on Saturday.
GregCentauro
Banned
I'm going to vote for Serbia. The dude is sexy :nannerf1:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Milan_Stanković_cropped.jpg
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GregCentauro
Banned
Ladbrokes odds. Anybody wants to strike it rich and bet on the UK?
Azerbaijan 5/2
Germany 13/4
Armenia 5/1
Turkey 9/1
Israel 10/1
Denmark 12/1
Belgium 20/1
Ireland 20/1
Greece 22/1
Iceland 22/1
Georgia 22/1
Norway 30/1
Romania 33/1
Ukraine 50/1
France 66/1
Albania 66/1
Serbia 66/1
Spain 75/1
Cyprus 75/1
Portugal 75/1
Russia 100/1
Moldova 125/1
Belarus 150/1
Bosnia & Herzegovina 150/1
United Kingdom 175/1
Azerbaijan 5/2
Germany 13/4
Armenia 5/1
Turkey 9/1
Israel 10/1
Denmark 12/1
Belgium 20/1
Ireland 20/1
Greece 22/1
Iceland 22/1
Georgia 22/1
Norway 30/1
Romania 33/1
Ukraine 50/1
France 66/1
Albania 66/1
Serbia 66/1
Spain 75/1
Cyprus 75/1
Portugal 75/1
Russia 100/1
Moldova 125/1
Belarus 150/1
Bosnia & Herzegovina 150/1
United Kingdom 175/1
GregCentauro
Banned
My irrelevant live thoughts:
1) AZE: She's 17. Grrr! *holds back* What a beautiful pair of legs... what a beautiful song I mean... ehm ... that girl is my favorite to take the damn thing. Solid ballad, sexy dress. A winnah!
2) ESP: Nice hair-do! When will the chickens hatch? Fucking Rybak has spoiled the contest for this year. Every ambitious nation lacking original ideas ventures down the nutsucking fairytale-route. :throwup:
Not even Papa Smurf and the gay tin soldier dancing pas de deux can save this turd. Die!
3) NOR: A screaming gay guy
Judging by his hair, there's a strong side wind in the studio.
4) MDA: Moldavia has always been one of my favorite entries in the ESC. Not this year. Four supposedly male Annie Lennoxes and Madness's saxophonists are mimicking fuck moves. :dunno:
5) CYP: A Welsh guy quits shagging sheep and sings a catchy tune instead. Sounds funny? It is! I like it, nonetheless.
6) BIH: Have I fallen through a wormhole? Is it 1988 again? I realize the war-ravaged region has a lot to compensate for. Why does it have to be cheesy pop ballads and keytars?
7) BEL: My favorite song of this year. *swoon*
8) SRB: Someone once dubbed the ESC "gay EURO". I wonder why, when you have entries like Milan Stankovic. Oh, I see... :nannerf1:
9) BLR Another fairytale with bad hairdos. When you've sat through the entire song without switching channels, you know why they say Belarus is Europe's last country to violate essential human rights.
10) IRL It isn't over before the fat lady sings. Wait! Iceland has the even fatter lady. Ginger O'Donohue is crowing a generic ballad. Nobody gets hurt. I can live with it.
11) GRE Zorba is dead! Let's piss on his grave! Oppah!
12) GBR Words can not express the crappiness of this entry. I'm going to stick my head down the toilet for the next three minutes.
13) GEO: Why do those Caucasian countries always have to send in the hot bitches? Katie Melua, Aysel, that Safura girl (no, she's 17! Always keep that in mind, you perv!) now Sopho... when this was a wanking contest, I'd always vote for you - if I only had a free hand to dial the fricking number...
14) TUR I take a dürüm with extra hot, please. Turkish metal music sucks big nuts, though.
15) ALB Lol Wut? Who in the fucking Dolly cloned that retarded Nigel Kennedy imitation? And your Mary Osmond hairdo makes baby Jesus cry. Get off my lawn!
16) ISL: Volcanoes and valkyries. More of the latter tonight. I feel the urge to drink a bucket of mayonnaise. The fat lady is roaring her heart out. In French. It's a song, though. Somehow.
17 UKR: Emo holiday. Once she takes off the hood, she's very pretty. Pathetic crap song, but the singstress may suck me off any time. :blowjob:
18) FRA: Bienvenue aux les banlieues. :throwup: Only solution: les Kärcher....
19) ROM: The fucktard and the snipe. Haven't transparent pianos been out of fashion since Liberace died? At least she's wearing wipeable pants. Just in case...
20) RUS: Chernobyl isn't far off. The cloud definitely has caught these guys. For sure! Putin's dandruff is raining from the ceiling. 12 points from Belarus and Cyprus guaranteed.
21) ARM Another Caucasian beauty. My foreskin is already sore. And the mofo director has no better idea than to start the number with a close-up of her boobs. At least the song is shite. An up-speed Nineties song.
22) GER: Lena :iloveyou: That girl is insane. Just like me. :lovecoupl
She doesn't come over well. 12th place at best.
23) POR Great song. Cute girl. Deserves a top spot.
24) ISR What a pathetic turd! But I'm afraid that's exactly what's going over with the general public. That fag is this year's Rybak. Top three at least.
25) DEN: Shameless rip-off. "Every Breath You Take"-reloaded.
1) AZE: She's 17. Grrr! *holds back* What a beautiful pair of legs... what a beautiful song I mean... ehm ... that girl is my favorite to take the damn thing. Solid ballad, sexy dress. A winnah!
2) ESP: Nice hair-do! When will the chickens hatch? Fucking Rybak has spoiled the contest for this year. Every ambitious nation lacking original ideas ventures down the nutsucking fairytale-route. :throwup:
Not even Papa Smurf and the gay tin soldier dancing pas de deux can save this turd. Die!
3) NOR: A screaming gay guy
Judging by his hair, there's a strong side wind in the studio.4) MDA: Moldavia has always been one of my favorite entries in the ESC. Not this year. Four supposedly male Annie Lennoxes and Madness's saxophonists are mimicking fuck moves. :dunno:
5) CYP: A Welsh guy quits shagging sheep and sings a catchy tune instead. Sounds funny? It is! I like it, nonetheless.
6) BIH: Have I fallen through a wormhole? Is it 1988 again? I realize the war-ravaged region has a lot to compensate for. Why does it have to be cheesy pop ballads and keytars?
7) BEL: My favorite song of this year. *swoon*
8) SRB: Someone once dubbed the ESC "gay EURO". I wonder why, when you have entries like Milan Stankovic. Oh, I see... :nannerf1:
9) BLR Another fairytale with bad hairdos. When you've sat through the entire song without switching channels, you know why they say Belarus is Europe's last country to violate essential human rights.
10) IRL It isn't over before the fat lady sings. Wait! Iceland has the even fatter lady. Ginger O'Donohue is crowing a generic ballad. Nobody gets hurt. I can live with it.
11) GRE Zorba is dead! Let's piss on his grave! Oppah!
12) GBR Words can not express the crappiness of this entry. I'm going to stick my head down the toilet for the next three minutes.
13) GEO: Why do those Caucasian countries always have to send in the hot bitches? Katie Melua, Aysel, that Safura girl (no, she's 17! Always keep that in mind, you perv!) now Sopho... when this was a wanking contest, I'd always vote for you - if I only had a free hand to dial the fricking number...
14) TUR I take a dürüm with extra hot, please. Turkish metal music sucks big nuts, though.
15) ALB Lol Wut? Who in the fucking Dolly cloned that retarded Nigel Kennedy imitation? And your Mary Osmond hairdo makes baby Jesus cry. Get off my lawn!
16) ISL: Volcanoes and valkyries. More of the latter tonight. I feel the urge to drink a bucket of mayonnaise. The fat lady is roaring her heart out. In French. It's a song, though. Somehow.
17 UKR: Emo holiday. Once she takes off the hood, she's very pretty. Pathetic crap song, but the singstress may suck me off any time. :blowjob:
18) FRA: Bienvenue aux les banlieues. :throwup: Only solution: les Kärcher....
19) ROM: The fucktard and the snipe. Haven't transparent pianos been out of fashion since Liberace died? At least she's wearing wipeable pants. Just in case...
20) RUS: Chernobyl isn't far off. The cloud definitely has caught these guys. For sure! Putin's dandruff is raining from the ceiling. 12 points from Belarus and Cyprus guaranteed.
21) ARM Another Caucasian beauty. My foreskin is already sore. And the mofo director has no better idea than to start the number with a close-up of her boobs. At least the song is shite. An up-speed Nineties song.
22) GER: Lena :iloveyou: That girl is insane. Just like me. :lovecoupl
She doesn't come over well. 12th place at best.
23) POR Great song. Cute girl. Deserves a top spot.
24) ISR What a pathetic turd! But I'm afraid that's exactly what's going over with the general public. That fag is this year's Rybak. Top three at least.
25) DEN: Shameless rip-off. "Every Breath You Take"-reloaded.
You actually watch it?My irrelevant live thoughts:
1) AZE: She's 17. Grrr! *holds back* What a beautiful pair of legs... what a beautiful song I mean... ehm ... that girl is my favorite to take the damn thing. Solid ballad, sexy dress. A winnah!
2) ESP: Nice hair-do! When will the chickens hatch? Fucking Rybak has spoiled the contest for this year. Every ambitious nation lacking original ideas ventures down the nutsucking fairytale-route. :throwup:
Not even Papa Smurf and the gay tin soldier dancing pas de deux can save this turd. Die!
3) NOR: A screaming gay guy
4) MDA: Moldavia has always been one of my favorite entries in the ESC. Not this year. Four supposedly male Annie Lennoxes and Madness's saxophonists are mimicking fuck moves. :dunno:
5) CYP: A Welsh guy quits shagging sheep and sings a catchy tune instead. Sounds funny? It is! I like it, nonetheless.
6) BIH: Have I fallen through a wormhole? Is it 1988 again? I realize the war-ravaged region has a lot to compensate for. Why does it have to be cheesy pop ballads and keytars?
7) BEL: My favorite song of this year. *swoon*
8) SRB: Someone once dubbed the ESC "gay EURO". I wonder why, when you have entries like Milan Stankovic. Oh, I see... :nannerf1:
9) BLR Another fairytale with bad hairdos. When you've sat through the entire song without switching channels, you know why they say Belarus is Europe's last country to violate essential human rights.
10) IRL It isn't over before the fat lady sings. Wait! Iceland has the even fatter lady. Ginger O'Donohue is crowing a generic ballad. Nobody gets hurt. I can live with it.
11) GRE Zorba is dead! Let's piss on his grave! Oppah!
12) GBR Words can not express the crappiness of this entry. I'm going to stick my head down the toilet for the next three minutes.
13) GEO: Why do those Caucasian countries always have to send in the hot bitches? Katie Melua, Aysel, that Safura girl (no, she's 17! Always keep that in mind, you perv!) now Sopho... when this was a wanking contest, I'd always vote for you - if I only had a free hand to dial the fricking number...
14) TUR I take a dürüm with extra hot, please. Turkish metal music sucks big nuts, though.
15) ALB Lol Wut? Who in the fucking Dolly cloned that retarded Nigel Kennedy imitation? And your Mary Osmond hairdo makes baby Jesus cry. Get off my lawn!
16) ISL: Volcanoes and valkyries. More of the latter tonight. I feel the urge to drink a bucket of mayonnaise. The fat lady is roaring her heart out. In French. It's a song, though. Somehow.
17 UKR: Emo holiday. Once she takes off the hood, she's very pretty. Pathetic crap song, but the singstress may suck me off any time. :blowjob:
18) FRA: Bienvenue aux les banlieues. :throwup: Only solution: les Kärcher....
19) ROM: The fucktard and the snipe. Haven't transparent pianos been out of fashion since Liberace died? At least she's wearing wipeable pants. Just in case...
20) RUS: Chernobyl isn't far off. The cloud definitely has caught these guys. For sure! Putin's dandruff is raining from the ceiling. 12 points from Belarus and Cyprus guaranteed.
21) ARM Another Caucasian beauty. My foreskin is already sore. And the mofo director has no better idea than to start the number with a close-up of her boobs. At least the song is shite. An up-speed Nineties song.
22) GER: Lena :iloveyou: That girl is insane. Just like me. :lovecoupl
She doesn't come over well. 12th place at best.
23) POR Great song. Cute girl. Deserves a top spot.
24) ISR What a pathetic turd! But I'm afraid that's exactly what's going over with the general public. That fag is this year's Rybak. Top three at least.
25) DEN: Shameless rip-off. "Every Breath You Take"-reloaded.
Bravo sir. Bravo! :hatsoff:
GregCentauro
Banned
PirateKing
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I'm not from Europe so...
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tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
I hope he had a good afterparty with loads of Vicky Vette lookalike hookers :thefinger
LezFemmez
Banned
What a fucking joke that this freaking bitch won. She's definitely one of the dumbest human beings walking this very planet. Always thought that Raab didn't want to be something like Bohlen, but that's exactly what he is. This whole thing is a damn shame and one can only hope that this nauseating cunt will as quickly be forgotten as she came to fame.
:thefinger
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Supafly
Retired Mod
Man I hope this stupid little cunt Lena goes home with zero points. Someone should put this bitch in her place.
"Dumme Zappeltante"
Too bad she won, huh :nanner:
And by a mile ahead :thumbsup:
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
If only Belguim stuck this in with a few erotic strippers.I'm sure
they would have won it by a million miles. :thefinger
As for the German singer she would be better singing in German
because she couldn't sing in English for peanuts.All the best to
her for winning it though.But if they tried to sell that record in
the UK or US they would have a hard job in doing so. :o
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
I think they sing a lot better than her though
Man I hope this stupid little cunt Lena goes home with zero points. Someone should put this bitch in her place.
"Dumme Zappeltante"
Enviousness ....one has to work for ..lol
:rofl:
