Ugh, so broke hate it

[24788]

Anyone else really broke? I am -$150 in debt.

Just bought my last tin of dip and mountain dew for a long time. I have to some how find a job in this terrible market before I ship, so I can be able to go to boot camp.

I can't put down my last job since I was fired for breaking a company policy no matter how dumb it was to be fired that way. 2.5 years of experience gone. I'm going to be glad no to be in the civ world once I join in this kind of market.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9O1LR-cWTA&feature=related - at least I have this. The new ultimatium.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You bought dip? I'd of bought a sweet bottle of vodka. Besides, you ship when you ship. And $150 is debt not that bad.

Hell what is your monthly charge for this $150?

 

[24788]

You bought dip? I'd of bought a sweet bottle of vodka. Besides, you ship when you ship. And $150 is debt not that bad.

Hell what is your monthly charge for this $150?

I mean my bank account is -$150. I don't want to have my debt to need a waiver. That would only delay my shipment date to an extra 6 months or more.

I'm also in Dep meaning I'm technically in the military because I'm sworn in, but I'm not in the door far enough.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Only $150 in debt? Don't tell Obama, he'll find a way to fucking tax you for not being enough in debt.

 

[24788]

Only $150 in debt? Don't tell Obama, he'll find a way to fucking tax you for not being enough in debt.

Yes yes of course it's obama and bush to blame.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Yes yes of course it's obama and bush to blame.

Yeah, maybe I misspoke. Go further in debt. WAY further. Then you can get a bailout.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Yeah, maybe I misspoke. Go further in debt. WAY further. Then you can get a bailout.

I received $10,000,000 last week for going in debt with my lack of taking a shit. Life is awesome now!

 

[roronoa3000]

I mean my bank account is -$150. I don't want to have my debt to need a waiver. That would only delay my shipment date to an extra 6 months or more.

I'm also in Dep meaning I'm technically in the military because I'm sworn in, but I'm not in the door far enough.

I think your parents have $150 somewhere. Once you are in the military you will make more than enough to pay them back, especially if you are deployed overseas.

If not then I have a fool proof plan for a bank job. You in?

 

[24788]

Can a bank account be turned over to collections?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You'll be alright. Don't worry about it.

 

[roronoa3000]

Can a bank account be turned over to collections?

I don't know WTF that even means.
....I live in a shell.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Can a bank account be turned over to collections?

It already is. It's called "Healthcare Reform".

And on the bank job thing, I'll drive the getaway car.

 

[jod0565]

Can a bank account be turned over to collections?

Yes it can.

 

[24788]

Yes it can.

I think I'll go live in a cave.

Just wish it would hurry up. I have to wait roughly 6 months to ship out. I need to find a bloody job. Hopefully in the summer I can find a temp full time job.

 

[jod0565]

You should have put in to be a census taker for extra money.

 

[24788]

You should have put in to be a census taker for extra money.

Ugh, that would of been a good idea. I can't really travel though since I'm too broke to afford gas.

Anyone know of an easy job I may be able to find or a good place to go into and ask? I've heard of people who you pay to help you find a job, but I'm not sure what they are called to be able to "Google" it.

 

[Hot Mega]

Only $150 in debt? Don't tell Obama, he'll find a way to fucking tax you for not being enough in debt.

Who has he found away to tax? Most Americans (likely you included) won't owe for '09 but no need to bother with the fact when tempted by a political tirade.

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4354613&postcount=1]Most Americans won't owe taxes

Yeah, maybe I misspoke. Go further in debt. WAY further. Then you can get a bailout.

What? Still not sure what the bitch is about over the g'ment loaning banks or autos money.

They're paying the shit back, ahead of schedule a, the institutions who asked for the loans are profitable from the brink of collapse..and the g'ment is about to realize a profit for the taxpayer on the investment.

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4325900&postcount=1]The Treasury Department said Monday it will begin selling the stake it owns in Citigroup Inc. (at a profit)

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4354882&postcount=1]General Motors says it will repay government loans by June, could report profit this June

What exactly is the problem??? Oh Obama Derangement Syndrome...

But keep up the charade as long as you can...pass the baton when you're tired.

 

[Facetious]

Anyone else really broke? I am -$150 in debt.

Just bought my last tin of dip and mountain dew for a long time. I have to some how find a job in this terrible market before I ship, so I can be able to go to boot camp.

I can't put down my last job since I was fired for breaking a company policy no matter how dumb it was to be fired that way. 2.5 years of experience gone. I'm going to be glad no to be in the civ world once I join in this kind of market.

I'm in for $20.00 of your pay down if it's any consolation.

But keep up the charade as long as you can...pass the baton when you're tired.

Pete never tires, he's still seeking that extra 35 hp out of his '83 Toyota 22R-E for < $200 ! :rofl::thumbsup:

 

[24788]

I'm in for $20.00 of your pay down if it's any consolation.






Pete never tires, he's still seeking that extra 35 hp out of his '83 Toyota 22R-E for < $200 ! :rofl::thumbsup:

I don't need money, but thanks for the offer. I just am worried. I really want to get in so I can have a garanteed job. I will hope it comes sooner than later. I'm trying to kick my ass into doing job applications, but I'd rather workout for hours on end it seems. I'm still trying and even if you were to donate I don't exactly "deserve" it.

 

[L3ggy]

I can help you in kicking your ass