Billy Mays is on my tv right now selling the "Awesome Auger." How long is it before we hear:
I'm Billy Mays and though you may have missed that I died because of all the over-blown reaction to Michael Jackson dying, I am still the world's greatest pitchman.
If you want to talk to me or anyone else who has ****** on, you need the new-and-improved "Ecto-Phone." For just $19.95, you get the only phone that can connect to the next realm, the unique wall-jack that allows for inter-dimensional communication and not one, not two, but four ten minute pre-paid phone cards to talk with your loved ones.
I'm Billy Mays and though you may have missed that I died because of all the over-blown reaction to Michael Jackson dying, I am still the world's greatest pitchman.
If you want to talk to me or anyone else who has ****** on, you need the new-and-improved "Ecto-Phone." For just $19.95, you get the only phone that can connect to the next realm, the unique wall-jack that allows for inter-dimensional communication and not one, not two, but four ten minute pre-paid phone cards to talk with your loved ones.
