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try explaining that to airport security

Mr. Numb3rs

Mr. Numb3rs

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Mr. Daystar

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I would just whip it out and yell..."LOOK AT MY COCK!!!"


"LOOK!!!"
 
Mr. Daystar

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
C

Cutie

:eek: :eek:

I am grossed out by seeing that cock..
Who in their right mind would want to drive that many holes into their dick???
 
GodsEmbryo

GodsEmbryo

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What a pussy. Now if he would hang some heavy church bells down there... Now THAT would be cool and funny! When someone says "WTF is that loud banging noise?" you could reply "Those are my balls dude". Or when you are fucking your girlfriend in the middle of the night, your neighbors could say "By the sound of it, I think he's comming".

But nooooooo...
 
Death-Proof-69

Death-Proof-69

DSOTM73 said:
DAMN IT. i just fucking ate supper :facepalm: *ok, note to self: DO NOT open threads made by vodkazvictim and now Mr. Numb3rs.* :throwup:
Click to expand...

roald posts some good ones sometimes too..though not quite on the same level lol
 
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