You know, I have been a big fan of PH for a very long time. The concept was fresh and appealing, those who were involved always looked amateur and the original cast of male talent were far more adventurous.
I waited for part 6 to come out for GC31, but could not have been more disappointed with the outcome. Let me cover off what really grinds my gears here:
- In part 2, there is a chick who is on stage being grinded on and is nibbling at the guys stomach before finally giving him a bj under a towel, followed by in public. Why on earth did he not follow her up for more? She was clearly DTF and showed it in the way she reacted to him.
- In part 3, the girl in the grey and black dress is played with by the large black stripper and you can see her face when he is doing it. She is also bloody keen. So i see the ponytail guy give it a crack and fail.... come on. If the old school guys were there they would have pounced.
- Part 5, yes, the 'amateur' had sex but the filming of it was awful. Are you seriously going to cut back to the same 3 or 4 girls dancing or the 1 plant doing everything in her power to be the centre of attention?
- Part 6, give me a f***ing break. The last one is always meant to have the most action, and it is cutting between the same 10 girls dancing for 20 minutes and the 2 plants getting railed.
Ok, so off my soap box of GC31. This thread has suggested fantastic ways to improve the series. Many have already been listed (Multi Cams, better location, better music etc). Here are my suggestions:
- Use the wristbands to the strippers advantage: If the editor knew their audience they would know we can pick out a plant a mile away. Get the cameramen to focus on showing amateurs who are being raunchier than others, and notify the strippers to have a crack at them. Using the wristbands as a key focus point would work here.
- Increase the amount of girls at these parties: Honestly, make it that all girls that come get to bring a girl for free and they drink on subsidised drinks for the night or something. There were literally so few girls in GC31 that i saw more Cameramen than girls
- Go back to a location where there are dark spaces: Party Hardcore 16 is one of the best ones of all time, any PH fan would know that. There they snuck girls away to less densely populated areas and railed them there, with the cameramen being less bloody obvious than being right up in their face. All the best girls that have done stuff try to move away from the crowded area, and only the real slutty ones do it right in the middle of the room. Also, see PH79 where the super hot girl in the white dress starts blowing a guy and then the camera flies into her face and she stops.
- Get the groups of girls on the outskirts involved: There is nothing worse in an episode when the hottest girl is just sitting with her friends or dancing very calmly off in the corner. in GC31, the girl in the shades sitting down most of the time is hot as heck, but will never get involved. My recommendation would be to either get them doing team games on the stage, having old plants come back and 'infiltrate' the groups to get them more involved, or even have those girls controlling an aspect of the night (Give them prop to play with or something)
- Create a less 'judgey' environment: Following on from the above point, you can see so many girls looking on at the girls getting railed in absolute disgust like 'omg what is she doing that is so disgusting' (Read in preppy sorority voice). If a girl is getting down and someone is not keen to get in, get other strippers to be around the least fun ones and get them into it. I know they try sometimes and are palmed off like month old milk, but still need to make it less 'shameful' to be doing what they are doing
- FOLLOW UP ON KEEN ONES: This is the biggest one out of all of them. My god they let so many of the girls fall by the wayside simply because they know there is a plant that is guaranteed to fuck them. Alot of the girls will get turned off by a stripper who has already banged someone, so my recommendation would be that 80% of the strippers go after the keen amateurs first, really focus on getting into them, then if they are super adamant there is nothing there, then do the plants in the last 2 parts
I am quickly getting annoyed by how much Tainster is ruining this. There is so much potential but with splitting up parties and decreasing the amount of girls... well it is falling apart.
Also, the blonde in Party Hardcore 51 (Check the part 4 thumbnail) is the ultimate 'Did she do anything' chick. She kisses one guy and it cuts away.... so I suppose they have been disappointing me for a long time haha
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