Top 10 Most Inexplicable Nude Scenes

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
This thread has derailed. I think the original point was about feature films where prominent stars are nude for no reason other than to shock viewers.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
This thread has derailed. I think the original point was about feature films where prominent stars are nude for no reason other than to shock viewers.

Well, to get it back on track, then...

Did there really have to be nudity in Eastern Promises? Wouldn't it have made Nikolai more of a badass if, say, he beat the fuck out of two guys without a bunch of naked old guys staring at his ass?
 
I guess 'Miss Mann' in Scary Movie doesn't qualify???? :1orglaugh

PS: I WILL tell you about the most awful, unnecessary use of nudity I've ever seen in a film - Animal House, with Donald Sutherland's arse. I actually have PTSD after seeing that as a child. :bawling:
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Where is Mulholland Drive at on this list? Talk about a gratuitous lesbian scene. Not that I'm complaining or anything. Hell, I'd stare at Naomi Watts naked all day long. Great body on that one...
 
I guess 'Miss Mann' in Scary Movie doesn't qualify???? :1orglaugh

PS: I WILL tell you about the most awful, unnecessary use of nudity I've ever seen in a film - Animal House, with Donald Sutherland's arse. I actually have PTSD after seeing that as a child. :bawling:

If that was your reaction I would advise that you to stay away from Don't Look Now.

It's a good movie though, so you'll be missing out if you do. :D
 
Where is Mulholland Drive at on this list? Talk about a gratuitous lesbian scene. Not that I'm complaining or anything. Hell, I'd stare at Naomi Watts naked all day long. Great body on that one...

Weirdly, I found that scene incredibly sexy, even though I don't like thin chicks. Even on rewatching with the girlfriend, it's still a sexy sequence. :)

Fantastic film, also, I could watch that a thousand times.

If that was your reaction I would advise that you to stay away from Don't Look Now.

It's a good movie though, so you'll be missing out if you do. :D

Yeah, seen it, it's a great 70s flick, though the nudity in it seems more 'appropriate' as it's quite a sextastic film, even though it's so eerie (quite graphic for its time). The bit in Animal House, though... :eek:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Weirdly, I found that scene incredibly sexy, even though I don't like thin chicks. Even on rewatching with the girlfriend, it's still a sexy sequence. :)

Fantastic film, also, I could watch that a thousand times.

I know what you're talking about. That little gremlin woman in the red coat was fucking hot. I bet she likes to get it in the butthole.
 

britlover

Closed Account
:bowdown:

And, you know, the really funny thing is that I have a beautiful wife to bang every night, a huge library of hardcore porn to watch whenever I want to, and yet I still have this juvenile fascination with boobies in Hollywood movies. What the hell is wrong with me :confused:

No_Man my friend, you are NOT alone.

Often I think of these over-paid celebrities with these almost surreal, Goddess-like beautiful gorgeous looks and rural beauty & talent (well now most of the time) that I am just as well STILL facinated with simple topless and bottomless (as in ass shots) nufity. Sometimes with muff thrown in of course, dispite the fact that I own several hardcore DVDs of my fave adult film stars as well as stuff saved on the computer.
 
I always liked that episode of NYPD Blue and it showed Dennis Franz ass.... does that count? :dunno:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Kimberly Page's titty falling out in that scene from 40 Year Old Virgin caught me by surprsise!
 
Kimberly Page's titty falling out in that scene from 40 Year Old Virgin caught me by surprsise!

Leave it to you to talk about some naked woman on a internet site! :rolleyes:

Have you no shame!? You don't see me parading around no naked women, do you?
 
I know what you're talking about. That little gremlin woman in the red coat was fucking hot. I bet she likes to get it in the butthole.


I'm not sure that gremlin bitch could accommodate such girth, especially up the shitepipe. :1orglaugh

PS: Any FreeOnesers, peep "Mulholland Drive" and dole out appropriate rep points, the film is a great and heady dose of something I wish my doctor would dose out (but medicines *still* haven't replaced shit like that, yet...)

But...SEE IT. :hatsoff:
 
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