Today residents of Hawaii kissed their asses goodbye

[sean miguel]

By Keith Griffith and Jennifer Smith For Dailymail.com
13:25 EST 13 Jan 2018, updated 22:51 EST 13 Jan 2018

A Civil Defense employee is set to be retrained after a shocking blunder on Saturday morning, when a mistaken alert warning of an inbound ballistic missile sent thousands fleeing for shelter.

The false alarm was caused by a Hawaii Emergency Management Agency employee who 'pushed the wrong buttons' during an internal drill timed to coincide with a shift handover at 8.07am. The all-clear phone alert was not sent until 38 minutes later.

Incredibly, officials said the employee who made the mistake wasn't aware of it until mobile phones in the command center began displaying the alert.

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Panicked Hawaiians ran for their lives and even lowered loved ones through manhole covers after receiving this alert at 8.07am local time: 'BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL'.

A similar message flashed up on local television networks and brought live sports games to a halt. Actor Jim Carrey, like many others, said he woke up thinking he had 'ten minutes to live'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...eceives-ballistic-missile-threat-warning.html

oops.

 

[Rane1071]

Oops indeed!

Meanwhile, in North Korea ...

 

[meesterperfect]

NBCs nice packaged presentation.
https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/nat...at-False-Alarm-Emergency-Alert-469144713.html
So they say it was an accident so we all believe it was an accident.

After all they said it so it must be true.
Why? Because they said it.
Why? Because they wouldnt lie.
Why? Because they wouldnt shut up!

It was no accident. Just a test to see what would happen. What people would do.
Then sell it as "a mistake".
Who cares how many people they terrorize.
They already got people scared to go to:
School- Check.
Concerts- Check.
Movies-Check.
Sports- Check
Carnivals, Fairs- Check.
Bars- Check.


Pretty much everywhere else- Check Plus.


No, they wouldn't do that.
Why? Because they wouldn't do that.
Why? Because they just wouldn't.
Why? They just wouldn't shut up!.

 

[sean miguel]

 

[Jack Davenport]

I blame trump!!!!111!!!! The world is laughing at us!!!!!1111 he has the whole world on pins and needles.. Collusion, 25th amendmentnentery!!! Low class and low rent!!!1111

 

[sean miguel]

holy shit. sorry for that huge image. I posted that from my phone and thought I had downsized it enough.

yeah, and the usual hollywood ding bats are rushing to blame President Trump. This was a local fuck up.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

How does this shit happen????

 

[sean miguel]

How does this shit happen????

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Fire that cat.

 

[Will E Worm]

Just a test to see how people would react.

North korea knows what America would do to them if they actually did this. :stir:



:ak47:

 

[sean miguel]

Just realized that I have not watched any TV this weekend. Just spent the time I had at home downloading porn before my membership expires.

Anyways, to further illustrate what an epic fuck up this was, North Korea could've totally misread this false alert as a pretext for Washington to launch a first strike. This very well could've triggered an actual nuclear exchange.

Heads need to roll for this.