To force a rainbow angers God.

[Will E Worm]

But since many claim that god has made everything in the universe and has total control over mankind, that would mean that god has also made evil.

Or are you saying that your god doesn't really give a shit?

People are the ones who do not care.

 

[StanScratch]

People are the ones who do not care.

If I make a bunch of somethings that are going to bask in the glory which is me, I am going to at least make them care. Otherwise, I would be pretty damn incompetent. Your god sounds pretty incompetent, like the CEO of a sneaker manufacturer who cannot tie his own shoelaces.

 

[Red Spyder]

If you want to force a rainbow and not piss off God, you got to do it 'Merica style!!

AMERICAAAA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

 

[Will E Worm]

If I make a bunch of somethings that are going to bask in the glory which is me, I am going to at least make them care. Otherwise, I would be pretty damn incompetent. Your god sounds pretty incompetent, like the CEO of a sneaker manufacturer who cannot tie his own shoelaces.

God gave us a choice. He didn't want robots.

 

[PlumpRump]

God gave us a choice. He didn't want robots.

Free will, essentially. God doesn't choose His followers, they choose Him.

On a related note, Eve was a bitch. Maybe Adam should tread over to the domestic violence thread?

 

[vodkazvictim]

God gave us a choice. He didn't want robots.

She.
God is a she. See the "dominate" sex thread.

 

[L3ggy]

 

[Will E Worm]

She.
God is a she. See the "dominate" sex thread.

He not she. :tongue:

 

[Red Spyder]

Just use freakin' magic!!

:tongue:

 

[vodkazvictim]

He not she. :tongue:

May all your shits be angry hodgehegs.

 

[Will E Worm]

May all your shits be angry hodgehegs.

Hedgehogs



:ban:

 

[L3ggy]

Just use freakin' magic!!

:tongue:

Or build a rainbow bridge.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

Psalms 58:3 (KJV)
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

2 Timothy 3:13 (KJV)
But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

Mr. Numb3rs 43:12 (WTF)
Thou doth quoteth religious blabber on a pornography forum. And the people shall collectively shareth the wonder of his paradox.

 

[L3ggy]

Maybe God let it happen, maybe it just happened. People are evil and like to control others.



Psalms 58:3 (KJV)
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

2 Timothy 3:13 (KJV)
But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

You know what? Odin will always be greater than your God. I mean, he has a eight-legged horse.

 

[Will E Worm]

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/7/6/6/67662/1/3/e/i/13ei4/tumblr_lkv8t0yCMe1qjj3eko1_500.gif

Mr. Numb3rs 43:12 (WTF)
Thou doth quoteth religious blabber on a pornography forum. And the people shall collectively shareth the wonder of his paradox.[/QUOTE]

You love it. ;)

[QUOTE="L3ggy, post: 6724206, member: 94193"]You know what? Odin will always be greater than your God. I mean, he has a eight-legged horse.[/QUOTE]

Odin is good for comics or your Klan rally.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Hedgehogs



:ban:

Wow, just wow. You really ARE a hillybilly :tongue:
Also, :thefinger:

You know what? Odin will always be greater than your God. I mean, he has a eight-legged horse.

Nobody worships Odin these days. Many worship God.

 

[Will E Worm]

Wow, just wow. You really ARE a hillybilly :tongue:
Also, :thefinger:

Let's not start the racism now. :nono:


Also, you are the one who cannot spell. :tongue:

Nobody worships Odin these days. Many worship God.

There are still Odinists.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

You love it.



Odin is good for comics or your Klan rally.

in all honesty, i do love to hate people that quote the scripture...

and if there was no odin, you would not have a christmas tree for your ridiculous holiday celebrating the "birthday" of your lord and savior.

christianity dinked and dunked in so many religions on its way across its "rape and pillage while we force feed our superstitions down your throat " tour.

 

[Will E Worm]

in all honesty, i do love to hate people that quote the scripture...

and if there was no odin, you would not have a christmas tree for your ridiculous holiday celebrating the "birthday" of your lord and savior.

christianity dinked and dunked in so many religions on its way across its "rape and pillage while we force feed our superstitions down your throat " tour.

You love it when I quote the scriptures.

I have heard the claims over and over again about Christmas.
They are wrong.

Colossians 2:16 (KJV)
16: Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:

Romans 14:5-7 (KJV)
5: One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike. Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.
6: He that regardeth the day, regardeth it unto the Lord; and he that regardeth not the day, to the Lord he doth not regard it. He that eateth, eateth to the Lord, for he giveth God thanks; and he that eateth not, to the Lord he eateth not, and giveth God thanks.
7:For none of us liveth to himself, and no man dieth to himself.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I just watched that episode of American dad again.
BUMP!