To all members: Fansigns?

[vodkazvictim]

Here's a baby picture of me.

You misunderstand people, this is me. The arse belongs to my... friend.

I just died a little. Vodkaz ass.

You think that's bad, wait 'til you smell it.

I am so confused about the knife and dildo.

It's simple; one goes in one hole and the other goes in the other :hatsoff:

He likes bifurcated dicks. Google image search it.

I don#t like bifuricated cocks.














I love them.

He's a disturbed man. Pleasant in his own way, but just not right in the head.

Yes, the world is fine, but it's me that's the problem

Aww poor guy.

It's ok VV, I still love you!

Yeah, but only 'cos my cock is so big.

We should continue to talk about him as though he's not here. It's his favourite thing. Then, you need to deny him butt sex.

The wife never does the former. In fact, she screams at me constantly.

That's right. No matter how much he begs you for it, don't penetrate him at all.

:thumbsup: tres bonne :clap:

That's a cute pink dildo.

Thanks. I enjoy it.

Would it be less disturbing it was a picture VV took of his dildo and another man's ass?

That is another man's arse; one of my alternative personalities.

i always figured VV would be way uglier. im disappointed.

Oh, but I am. Didn#t you see the baby pic? Honky there is my sex slave.

oh my god

what has my thread become?

I blame l3ggy

 

[Maggie Green]

Love when women are forward haha

I do my best!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Ha! You have eyes like a Turk!

Fuck you! Show me a Turk with green-brown eyes. :thefinger



I still love you though.

 

[Rhyno17]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7661072, member: 346743"]I do my best!

Twisting my rubber arm

 

[vodkazvictim]

Fuck you! Show me a Turk with green-brown eyes. :thefinger



I still love you though.

Show you a turk with green-brown eyes? I'll show you a mirror.
You only love me 'cos I post cock pics. Admit it.

 

[Rhyno17]

Wake up thread! Rhyno is bored! lol

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Wake up thread! Rhyno is bored! lol

Post more signs, duh!

 

[Rhyno17]

LoL no requests This is how lame my Friday is haha

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Okay, well then this is my request!

 

[BCT]

Ha ha, Vodka has ass pimples.

 

[Rhyno17]

Okay, well then this is my request!

I'll mull it over

Ha ha, Vodka has ass pimples.

I never looked that closely BCT...but hahahahaha

 

[Maggie Green]

Please write my name on your chest in whipped cream.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Ha ha, Vodka has ass pimples.

Yeah yeah, laugh it up, see what you're arse looks like if you're stuck sitting on it all day.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7668143, member: 346743"]Please write my name on your chest in whipped cream.

Perv!

 

[Rhyno17]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7668143, member: 346743"]Please write my name on your chest in whipped cream.

Sorry Maggie, I don't have any whipped cream (I actually have a funny story about that sorta though). Any other pic requests I can do?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Sorry Maggie, I don't have any whipped cream (I actually have a funny story about that sorta though). Any other pic requests I can do?

Oh c'mon, don't be silly. Just use anything else then.

Like mustard or something.

I'm sure Maggie would still lick it off.

 

[BCT]

Yeah yeah, laugh it up, see what you're arse looks like if you're stuck sitting on it all day.

I'd hate to see what your asshole looks like after sitting on dildos all day.

 

[Rhyno17]

I'm sure Maggie would still lick it off.

I wish!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

This should be moved to the Babes section. It's all Rhyno!

 

[lurkingdirk]

This should be moved to the Babes section. It's all Rhyno!

He's so hot right now.