Thump,Thump ! Let me in, I am commanding you.

[vrjodi]

Oh, just a gentle request.

 

[Cinabuns22]

"I smell bbaacccooonn...!"

 

[StanScratch]

"Land gator."

 

[feller469]

Avon calling

 

[biomech]

Can you imagine seeing that first thing in the morning.

 

[whatistheretodo]

Fuck that would give me a heart ******.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Can you imagine seeing that first thing in the morning.

I'd certainly prefer that to some of the awkward conversation that ensues when you **** up next to a girl you don't remember meeting. Just throwing that out there...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

This has to be the dumbest mercenary I ever met! He left his gator skin on! Dumbass!

 

[jasonk282]

***** gator fan coming home after the national championship game, only to see his wife in bed with a Texas LONGhorn.

 

[bulbul]

I would ruuuuuun from the back door :eek:

 

[tartanterrier]

Wheres the shotgun.Time for some Gator steaks :thefinger

 

[hillhopper]

I'd certainly prefer that to some of the awkward conversation that ensues when you **** up next to a girl you don't remember meeting. Just throwing that out there...

And of all of those one times it's happened to you....didn't you end up making her breakfast anyway?

 

[tittenman]

Hes been watching the velociraptor scene in Jurassic park too loong.

 

[Galactic]

Man, what do you do in that situation, other than crap your self?! :eek:

 

[nylo]

We've had some situations here in FLA where gators have walked into people's houses


That is why I am on the second floor