****** throws son off sightseeing cruise boat

[Will E Worm]

****** throws son off sightseeing cruise boat

A Southern California man was arrested after authorities say he threw his ****** 7-year-old son off a sightseeing cruise boat during an argument that shocked passengers on the boat.
Sloan Briles, 35, was arrested Sunday for investigation of ***** endangerment and resisting arrest, Orange County Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino said.

Amormino said Briles, his girlfriend and two sons from a previous marriage went on an afternoon cruise around Newport Harbor on a boat carrying 85 people. Briles argued with the girlfriend and then with his 7-year-old son before throwing the boy over, said Amormino, adding that the ***** was not an expert swimmer.

"The ****** hit him several times and then threatened to throw him overboard if he didn't stop ******," Amormino said. "The crowd on the boat became very angry at the ****** for hitting the *** and extremely angry when he threw him overboard."

The boy was rescued by another boater, and the ****** also jumped in to save him. The boy and his ******* were returned to their ******'s care.

Briles was released Monday. He couldn't be immediately reached at a number listed for him in Irvine.

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[L3ggy]

Let me get this straight. First he throws the *** overboard, and then tries to save him? Why the hell did he throw the *** overboard in the first place, if he were gonna save him?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Why the hell do you have to take a test to be allowed to drive a car, but you don't have to take a test to become a parent?

Not everyone is suited to parenthood. Sounds like this fucker needs to get castrated and punched repeatedly in the face.

If I saw someone do this to their ***, I'd save the ***, kick the parent in the nuts, and deliver the ***** to CAS.

 

[L3ggy]

Only once?

 

[Moonchild22]

I would tie the guy up into a circle and throw him overboard for the *** to use as a lifesaver.

 

[LukeEl]

Well that is how one of my uncle's taught me how to swim, and learn I did. However this guy should be tossed in the water with a gallon of chum and see how fast he can swim when the orca's come!

 

[Hot Mega]

Asshole.

It was a sightseeing cruise. Not target practice with you ****.

 

[Kingfisher]

Let me get this straight. First he throws the *** overboard, and then tries to save him? Why the hell did he throw the *** overboard in the first place, if he were gonna save him?

Meth makes you do messed up things. Toss ****, fucks cats in the ass, try to buy music from Columbia House.

 

[gloyster]

That's what you call tough love.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Sometimes a *** needs a good throwing overboard. It builds character.

 

[crazylegs77]

now if he was smokin some good bud he would be to lazy 2 do fucked up things 2 ****..

 

[RichardNailder]

I bet that was a sight to see.

 

[STDiva]

Funniest thread title I've seen in a while.

 

[ragincaucasian]

Talk about shitty journalism....



DID THE *** STOP ******!?

 

[meesterperfect]

I don't care how alcoholic you are, you no throw ***** off boat.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Best way to learn how to swim.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Talk about shitty journalism....



DID THE *** STOP ******!?

good question...i'll bet he'll never so much as complain on a boat again

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

the ***** was not an expert swimmer.

Journalism at its cutting edge that entire article... but I must say that its impressive how they feel the need to emphasize the fact that the seven year old ***** was apparantly not an olympic grade swimmer...

 

[Ravenholm]

***: "***, I can see something shiny in the water but can't tell what it is. Get me closer so I can have a look."

***: "Ok son, hang on a second."

 

[prof_porn]

Folks will be folks.