The ACO (alarmed) that started that other thread was a real pain in the ass. He never added onto a thread (except ones he had started), he just started new ones. I can't count the number of merges I had to do because of him and I was happy when he stopped logging on.
@claydavis found a bunch of dupes last year from that jackass, and there are probably more out there. If I ever get a good bit of time, I need to do a search on threads he created and check to see if there are pre-existing ones out there.
Anyhow, done.