This would be very cool, if it happened.

[Sam Fisher]

Scenario: I'm on a cruise ship enjoying my vacation in the south Pacific. Suddenly, there is a loud explosion and the ship begins to sink. Most everyone drowns except a few of us. Those who do survive, swim for the nearest island about one half mile away.

Eventually within a few hours we are all on the beach wondering wtf happened. After a quick look around, I discover that I am now on this deserted island along with the following:

Will
Spokenwheel
Zeeblofowl
Nikki
Mayhem
StDiva
DOA82
Dirk
That John Lennon lover guy
Bobjustbob
*insert your name here
*insert your name here
*insert your name here
*insert your name here
*insert your name here
*insert your name here

Apparently there was an FO Vacation Cruise and everyone was invited, except for me of course. I just happened to book passage on the same cruise ship that FO did.

And, since I was the only one to come prepared on my vacation, I am the only one who has a suitcase with certain supplies, including a few of my firearms, ammo, my K-Bar *****, some *****, and a first aid kit. I am willing to share what I have with Will, Nikki, and Bobjustbob. The rest of you fuckers are on your own.

LORD OF THE FLIES!

:stir:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

For the sake of argument, let me just say that if you tried boarding a cruise ship with firearms and knives the only vacation you would get would be in a locked room with a big fingered government agent giving your chocolate starfish an oral exam.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Somebody pissed in that cunts ******.

 

[L3ggy]

Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

 

[JasonCook78]

Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

Unless it's an AK or an MTAR those are reliable,

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Doesn't make much sense: the FO crew would probably have you thrown overboard before the cruise even started.

 

[L3ggy]

And when you run out of ammo?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Poor Nikki....

 

[JasonCook78]

And when you run out of ammo?

Bayonet

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

maybe so, but they are certainly a useful tool in many foreseeable situations.

 

[luis1972]

And when you run out of ammo?

Right!!!

 

[luis1972]

Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

Great answer!

 

[Petra]

Doesn't make much sense: the FO crew would probably have you thrown overboard before the cruise even started.

The FO crew would be sitting at a dockside pub while the cruise ship sailed away without their knowing..

 

[Sam Fisher]

Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

Probably one of, if not THE most ridiculous comment ever made on an internet forum.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Probably one of, if not THE most ridiculous comment ever made on an internet forum.

No, that would be your comment that the NBA isn't popular.

...I still can't get over that.