This week I'm Banging Marcia Gay Harden!

[senob44]

:eek:
Well, that's what I would say if I single, I knew her and she didn't have that weird smile! :hammer:

If you don't know who she is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcia_Gay_Harden


Question: Does fucking Marcia Gay Harden make a person gay? I know this is a stupid question, but her name has that "Gay" right in the middle there!

Question: Is Marcia Gay Hardon an acceptable name for a male pornstar?
Because if it is, I got dibs on that. :bowdown:

So there's a couple things for you lads and lassies to absorb and think about. Any replies accepted, positive or negative!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:rofl:

as the name says its just a good name for a gay male pornstar.

and it doesnt make you gay if you fuck her. only if you fuck her because her name is "gay" and you like that.

 

[Fresno]

After me youngster!!

 

[Artimus]

Marcia Gay Hardon would probably be more suitable for a shemale pornstar, otherwise I'd change the Marcia to Mark or Marco

 

[bodie54]

:1orglaugh

ok I have to admit I've never heard of her so I'll wait for Christmas Ape to weigh in on the gayness, naming rights and circumcision issues.

As for the weird smile thing Ala Passtel has that goin on but i've found it within myself to forgive her

http://www.bigboobsalert.com/gabriela-is-back.php

 

[senob44]

Excellent replies everyone so far. If it's hard to tell, I kinda started this thread as a lark, thought we would get some good funny replies. Myself I have little attraction to Ms. Harden, though I do have a great laugh over her name. That is what spawned all this. Sorry to interrupt. Carry on, folks.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Question: Is Marcia Gay Hardon an acceptable name for a male pornstar?

If you were to take that as your "professional" name, I must caution you that you run serious risk of being confused (if not being subject to litigation for trade mark infringement) with another performer of that "genre," Grey Poupon, who left the industry several years ago for "personal" reasons, as it was delicately stated in an official release by his agent, although virtually all within the industry (most notably his co-stars) tacitly acknowledged that his capacity to "perform" no longer met the lofty standards that the industry ardently is endeared to, and readily his career came crashing down to a fiery finish by the visciously slanderous murmurings of his colleagues who glibly and gleefully make merry over his burgeoning (and embarassing) physical inadequacy.*






"Red Tampon?" That's been done, too.

 

[negator]

Question: Is Marcia Gay Hardon an acceptable name for a male pornstar?

If you were to take that as your "professional" name, I must caution you that you run serious risk of being confused (if not being subject to litigation for trade mark infringement) with another performer of that "genre," Grey Poupon, who left the industry several years ago for "personal" reasons, as it was delicately stated in an official release by his agent, although virtually all within the industry (most notably his co-stars) tacitly acknowledged that his capacity to "perform" no longer met the lofty standards that the industry ardently is endeared to, and readily his career came crashing down to a fiery finish by the visciously slanderous murmurings of his colleagues who glibly and gleefully make merry over his burgeoning (and embarassing) physical inadequacy.*






"Red Tampon?" That's been done, too.

i knew someone was going to go there. i just didn't think it would be you.

and, by the way marsha, it's the viagra that's making you flush.
http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/25/f_toiletflushm_c482bec.jpg

 

[D-rock]

If you were to take that as your "professional" name, I must caution you that you run serious risk of being confused (if not being subject to litigation for trade mark infringement) with another performer of that "genre," Grey Poupon, who left the industry several years ago for "personal" reasons, as it was delicately stated in an official release by his agent, although virtually all within the industry (most notably his co-stars) tacitly acknowledged that his capacity to "perform" no longer met the lofty standards that the industry ardently is endeared to, and readily his career came crashing down to a fiery finish by the visciously slanderous murmurings of his colleagues who glibly and gleefully make merry over his burgeoning (and embarassing) physical inadequacy.*






"Red Tampon?" That's been done, too.

I don't think I would want to see gray poop on anything.

 

[calpoon]

I think she's a pretty good actress.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Wanna be single long enough? :tongue:

 

[senob44]

I think she's a pretty good actress.

Certainly she is a fine actress. I just think her name lends itself to all sorts of hilarity.:jester:

Wanna be single long enough? :tongue:

No, I do not want to be single again! Can you imagine me out in the gene pool again?

 

[BlueBalls]

Take off Marcia and then it would be a good name for a Porn Star, Gay Harden

 

[dick van cock]

Marcia Gay is the secret sister of Blanche Dubois...


... they both depend on the hard-ons of strangers...

 

[negator]

Marcia Gay is the secret sister of Blanche Dubois...


... they both depend on the hard-ons of strangers...

strangers?...........DICK VAN COCK!:bawling:

 

[BNF]

Just leaving the post empty with the thread title would have been funny enough.

 

[Eric Lindros]

Marcia Gay Hardon would probably be more suitable for a shemale pornstar.

When I saw the first mesage and then scrolled down, the words mentioned in the quote were in my mind too.

 

[titsrock]

I would put her on my "Talented MILF" Island....she's not half bad looking and is probably a sexy little minx in the sack...

Although..according to IMDB, here is a quote attributed to her, "Until people get to know me they think I'm a dark, sensuous bitch.":bawling:

She has an MFA in Acting from NYU and is a Longhorn (UTexas)...not to mention being born in La Jolla, CA...if she or her family still have property there...then watch out Mr. Harden...here comes TITSROCK!

 

[Becks...poamr]

No, I do not want to be single again! Can you imagine me out in the gene pool again?

Dating pool, dearest?

You're out of the gene pool. How many times must I tell you...?

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Well seeing as you have a Power Puff Girl as your avatar, you obviously have balls, so yes, it would be gay.

And as for your second question, I would've also accepted Mulva Gay Hardon.