This or That

Avengers!!!

Latex or lingerie?

Latex looks great but it takes forever to get on and off (from what I have been told) and moving around in it is hard. Lingerie is sexy and I can still fuck/make ove to her while it is on and it feels great against my body so I vote: Lingerie

100+ degree day

OR

Single Digit Temperature day
 
I take it you are talking Fahrenheit scale ;)

I pick the 100+, because my old bones don't hurt when it's hot

Holidays, two weeks, everything paid, you have to pick one city:

Paris or:

Berlin
 
Paris. I love Berlin but I want to explore Paris more.

Having a super-beautiful fuckbuddy you meet once a month, or a decent looking one you meet once a week?
 
Paris. I love Berlin but I want to explore Paris more.

Having a super-beautiful fuckbuddy you meet once a month, or a decent looking one you meet once a week?

Decent one. In general - the hotter she is the less she gets into it figuring you are lucky to be with her. Gimme a decent looking babe who goes all out to please her guy and "rock his world"

Ugly looking with a ******* size cock

OR

Really good looking with a small size cock
 
Oh, tough one... Real tough one. I actually think I'm going for #1 in this case. My biggest ***** is to at one time get into the porn biz. I know my cock ain't big enough to perform with so I aim to start produce and film one day. But, like I said, my ***** is to have sex with beautiful, talented girls in front of the camera, for a living. Many male pornstars are ****-ugly, but gets the job. That's why...

Next one:
Imagine you're a pornstar. You get to do scenes you don't think is too good, and with girls/guys you don't really like, but get paid BIG.
Or...
Get to fuck just the way you like it, with girls/guys you really like working with, but get paid as an average Joe at a garage or such.
 
Oh, tough one... Real tough one. I actually think I'm going for #1 in this case. My biggest ***** is to at one time get into the porn biz. I know my cock ain't big enough to perform with so I aim to start produce and film one day. But, like I said, my ***** is to have sex with beautiful, talented girls in front of the camera, for a living. Many male pornstars are ****-ugly, but gets the job. That's why...

Next one:
Imagine you're a pornstar. You get to do scenes you don't think is too good, and with girls/guys you don't really like, but get paid BIG.
Or...
Get to fuck just the way you like it, with girls/guys you really like working with, but get paid as an average Joe at a garage or such.

Many years ago I had an opportunity to do a scene in a Porn Flick. I won't get into how/why/etc. but I was told if I wanted to do it - I could. There was more to it than that but the chance was there. I was even told some of the women who would be part of the shoot and I could shoot with any of them - as long as she said YES. One was someone I had jerked off to enough to fill several pools. I turned down the chance for reasons that were complicated but I had a chance.

As for your ????

There is a huge difference between: Sex and Making Love. Shooting Porn is SEX. It may look like "Making Love" but it is Sex. Thus: SHOW ME THE MONEY! I'll take more money to fuck someone I am not crazy about than getting paid less to shoot with Krystal Boyd. I would also last longer shooting with the former. If I shoot with Krystal I am not lasting past the BJ

Now

Be 40 years old and:

***Have people think you are a Virgin - but you are NOT

OR

***Have people think you have had Sex - but you are still a Virgin
 
I'd go for option #1. Way more fun and would also massively help get women into bed that possibly would be harder to date :)

Next choice:

Give up one of your pinky finger's upper part (Like the Yakuza have it)

or:

Give up one of your balls?
 
I'd go for option #1. Way more fun and would also massively help get women into bed that possibly would be harder to date :)

Next choice:

Give up one of your pinky finger's upper part (Like the Yakuza have it)

or:

Give up one of your balls?

Finger, easily!

Question:

Watch your parents have sex, from start to finish,
or
Have your parents watching you have sex, from start to finish???
 
Many years ago I had an opportunity to do a scene in a Porn Flick. I won't get into how/why/etc. but I was told if I wanted to do it - I could. There was more to it than that but the chance was there. I was even told some of the women who would be part of the shoot and I could shoot with any of them - as long as she said YES. One was someone I had jerked off to enough to fill several pools. I turned down the chance for reasons that were complicated but I had a chance.

As for your ????

There is a huge difference between: Sex and Making Love. Shooting Porn is SEX. It may look like "Making Love" but it is Sex. Thus: SHOW ME THE MONEY! I'll take more money to fuck someone I am not crazy about than getting paid less to shoot with Krystal Boyd. I would also last longer shooting with the former. If I shoot with Krystal I am not lasting past the BJ

Now

Be 40 years old and:

***Have people think you are a Virgin - but you are NOT

OR

***Have people think you have had Sex - but you are still a Virgin

Sex is sex and love is love, indeed. I never confuse those two.
 
Finger, easily!

Question:

Watch your parents have sex, from start to finish,
or
Have your parents watching you have sex, from start to finish???
Parents.... I could finally figure out those sex noises they (and only they) made.

So you are a teenager:

Have sex with your ******* or your ******?
 
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