This One Time I Was On The Internet And I Saw This Lady And She Didn't Have Any Clothes On
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Doesn't exist. What do you think this is, some sort of fantasy world?
*thinks* So.. this one time, in 7th grade... I bought some porn floppies off a friend of mine... and they had naked ladies on them.
What is odd, is that they had some ladies that were my age. And I was in 7th grade. 1993, btw.
And many, many years later, 2003 btw, once I had a DVD burner and was about to make my first PC that didnt have a 3.5 flopper drive, I went back thru the disks to see what was on any of them... (porn, a few low bitrate mp3's, 86 floppies that had a movieless-musicless version of starcraft on it, pizza tycoon, those early versions of Opera browser that fit on a flopper, etc etc)
and lo and behold, there were low res naked girls. And behold, there was a bonfire, nearby! I cast them into it for the sake of not having ancient CP! And pizza tycoon SUCKED! And starcraft can now be downloaded thru the air. To a device that fits in my pocket. With music and movies! In under 8.6 minutes.
Life is grand, and man did it suck playing games on a 120 mHz pentium 1, 16 megs ram and 1 gig HD.
So, if you are anything like me and once saw something on the internet when you were a kid.... well for one, no. I've never found any of the older stuff from prodigy/compuserve/AOL days.
For two, MAN were those low res.. and our screens were 640x480.
For three, I've never actually seen naked ladies on the intarnutz. Heard about them from HBO's real sex, back in the 90s. Never gotten around to surfing the web. I looked up porn on an AOL keyword, once. It had no results.
For four.. *uses my teenage voice* if she didnt have any clothes on, how are we suppposed to identtify her, huhh? BY HER NIPPLES?! HAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHH
So there ya go. I never saw no nothin' on no internets or twitters. And if you didnt save your naked ladies, I call bullshit that you saw nekkid ladiez! The internet is for homework, boyo! And intellectual discussions!
What is odd, is that they had some ladies that were my age. And I was in 7th grade. 1993, btw.
And many, many years later, 2003 btw, once I had a DVD burner and was about to make my first PC that didnt have a 3.5 flopper drive, I went back thru the disks to see what was on any of them... (porn, a few low bitrate mp3's, 86 floppies that had a movieless-musicless version of starcraft on it, pizza tycoon, those early versions of Opera browser that fit on a flopper, etc etc)
and lo and behold, there were low res naked girls. And behold, there was a bonfire, nearby! I cast them into it for the sake of not having ancient CP! And pizza tycoon SUCKED! And starcraft can now be downloaded thru the air. To a device that fits in my pocket. With music and movies! In under 8.6 minutes.
Life is grand, and man did it suck playing games on a 120 mHz pentium 1, 16 megs ram and 1 gig HD.
So, if you are anything like me and once saw something on the internet when you were a kid.... well for one, no. I've never found any of the older stuff from prodigy/compuserve/AOL days.
For two, MAN were those low res.. and our screens were 640x480.
For three, I've never actually seen naked ladies on the intarnutz. Heard about them from HBO's real sex, back in the 90s. Never gotten around to surfing the web. I looked up porn on an AOL keyword, once. It had no results.
For four.. *uses my teenage voice* if she didnt have any clothes on, how are we suppposed to identtify her, huhh? BY HER NIPPLES?! HAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHH
So there ya go. I never saw no nothin' on no internets or twitters. And if you didnt save your naked ladies, I call bullshit that you saw nekkid ladiez! The internet is for homework, boyo! And intellectual discussions!
It's true! I saw it too, with my own eyes! I didn't save the pic either though sorry... :shy:
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Wouldn't she technically be going topless here since her gut covers her vaJ?
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Internet? What's that?
All a feller needs is a Sears Roebuck catalog. Once I get done picking out which G.I. Joe I want Santa to bring me, I usually take some time to check out the girlies in their undy wear.
I can't wait to get to school tomorrow so I can pop the bra straps of the girls. My future self told me that when I'm going for the Supreme Court in 50 years, I'll be real, real sorry I did that though. I don't believe that. Heck, I'll be dead before I'm 50. I don't think people even live that long.
All a feller needs is a Sears Roebuck catalog. Once I get done picking out which G.I. Joe I want Santa to bring me, I usually take some time to check out the girlies in their undy wear.
I can't wait to get to school tomorrow so I can pop the bra straps of the girls. My future self told me that when I'm going for the Supreme Court in 50 years, I'll be real, real sorry I did that though. I don't believe that. Heck, I'll be dead before I'm 50. I don't think people even live that long.
Internet? What's that?
All a feller needs is a Sears Roebuck catalog. Once I get done picking out which G.I. Joe I want Santa to bring me, I usually take some time to check out the girlies in their undy wear.
I can't wait to get to school tomorrow so I can pop the bra straps of the girls. My future self told me that when I'm going for the Supreme Court in 50 years, I'll be real, real sorry I did that though. I don't believe that. Heck, I'll be dead before I'm 50. I don't think people even live that long.
Someone needs to get this pic in the ID thread and have it bumped for 7 years.
whoa whoa whoa, WAIT! I have an idea. Ya know those guys that ONLY post in Identify-the-girl section? Those super silent types that know every girl but dont actually come to general chat? Post that! See if they can draw a name on her.
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