This is hilarious news!

Police on Long Island had to shut down a mall appearance by teen pop singer Justin Bieber after thousands of young girls showed up, and got a little too wild.

Girls and adults in the Friday crowd of nearly 3,000 started pushing and shoving as they waited for the 15-year-old to show at a clothing store at the Roosevelt Field Mall in Garden City.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091121/ap_en_mu/ny_tween_mall_frenzy

I had a good laugh reading this. :rofl:
 
Jesus christ! If I had a choice to face a riot at a prison or face a riot of prepubescent girls at a mall, I'd choose the prison.

This was my favorite quote when they were trying to get help from the VP of his record label:
"We asked for his help in getting the crowd to go away by sending out a Twitter message," said Nassau County Police Det. Lt. Kevin Smith.

So the police's way of getting a teenage crowd to disperse is to send out a twitter message?
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
This happens at the local police station when I ask women out then they go request a restraining order. Well the police don't send out twitter messages.
 

jasonk282

Banned
Jesus christ! If I had a choice to face a riot at a prison or face a riot of prepubescent girls at a mall, I'd choose the prison.

This was my favorite quote when they were trying to get help from the VP of his record label:


So the police's way of getting a teenage crowd to disperse is to send out a twitter message?

LOL they all deserve a raise for that, not like then could just put up a baracade, after all the police where oh THERE
 
Jesus christ! If I had a choice to face a riot at a prison or face a riot of prepubescent girls at a mall, I'd choose the prison.

This was my favorite quote when they were trying to get help from the VP of his record label:


So the police's way of getting a teenage crowd to disperse is to send out a twitter message?

I agree. :1orglaugh And who is this kid? Never heard of him before this.
 
That's the best (hilarious) part! I never heard of him either and this first time and it is this!

And yes Twitter! It's the new police warning before they get violent with nightsticks and heavy duty mace and smoke bombs!
 

jasonk282

Banned
That's the best (hilarious) part! I never heard of him either and this first time and it is this!

And yes Twitter! It's the new police warning before they get violent with nightsticks and heavy duty mace and smoke bombs!

Hope when i get pulled over for a ticket. I am going to ask the cop if he can twitter my page, I really have no idea what that menas
 
Hope when i get pulled over for a ticket. I am going to ask the cop if he can twitter my page, I really have no idea what that menas

When he pulls your pants down and does unspeakable things to you. That is a twitter.

Usually involves wrapping the balls around to top of the shaft and calling it the twittering snail.

Or put one ball on top and the other on the bottom and that is the twitter clam and/or sandwich.

At least, I think that is what it is...

:dunno:
 
a twitter from the Police.... like kids are going to follow an instruction on Twitter from the Police.... Nassau County Police Det. Lt. Kevin Smith should have a size 10 Boot planted in his Arse and told to take a a month off without pay. Fuck me, shit like this gets my goat!!!
 

Spleen

Banned?
This news is gonna work wonders for this kid.
 
I was there too. I was waiting for a chance to punch him.

Is this your way of telling me you need bail money because you were on of the shoving/pushing adults?

If so, maybe Freeones can come to you rescue and get you out! Of course, after shower time that is... I mean, no sense in losing out on a freebie! ;)
 
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