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This guy is really crazy to put that in his dick

bigbadbrody

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Some how I think that has to be fake, otherwise the guy would be screaming in pain
 
Why? Why would any man do that to himself?
True story:

A few years ago, a hysterical 20 something came into our ED with an equally hysterical (and quite in pain) 20 somethig boyfriend.

Turns out that the two of 'em had been bumping uglies and wanted to play it safe. Seeing that they didn't have a rubber, the genuis boyfriend decides to use saran wrap and an elastic band to hold it in place.

The act of sex pushed that implement where the sun don't shine - genius didn't realise untill he came and felt excruciating pain.


Took us an hour to retrieve all of it.
We all wondered the exact same thing: Why? Why would a man do that to himself?


Like I said - true story. I've also got one where a 45 year old man put peanuts into his cock and asked his wife to suck 'em out while givig him a blowjob. Now he screams in pain everytime he has to take a piss.

cheers,
 
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