Things you would never say.

[Smittmaestro]

"I don't want to buy that Panasonic DVD player, gimme that Goldstar one!"

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

We're going on a long road trip tomorrow. Remember to eat a lot of cabbage, hard-boiled eggs, and beans tonight before we go.

 

[HeartBroker]

Ok time to leave, eveyone got two bags of pork rinds??

 

[D-rock]

The greatest music group of all time……The Village People.

 

[member006]

I don't want to ***** tonight, I want to stay awake.

 

[HeartBroker]

I don't want to ***** tonight, I want to stay awake.

Don't worry, you will!

 

[squallumz]

i will never, ever say that "emo rocks!" fuck you you emo assholes!

 

[tunsty]

I'm desperate to get hold of pics of Bea Arthur nude...











What!... you mean this isn't the babe request thread?

 

[D-rock]

I swear doctor I have no idea how those foreign objects got stuck up my rectum.

 

[Smittmaestro]

"Barack Obama for President!"

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

I loved not having an avatar.

 

[member006]

I love rain and 50 mph wind gusts.

 

[Smittmaestro]

"Damn that LadyLove is such a biznatch! Goddamn I **** her":rofl:

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

I have had a bad day. Whatever you do, don't give me a neck and back massage.

 

[Smittmaestro]

"Bianca Beauchamp wants me to make love to her? Hell No!!"

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

I've fallen and I can't get up!

 

[tunsty]

This is the worst porn board I've ever been to.
Nobody is friendly, I've been bad repped so many times that I dream about red gemstones and...AND no-one laughs at my jokes either!.
I'm never coming here again.











Oh wait, I've posted in the wrong thread again...

 

[Iamforever]

get serious tunsty.

 

[D-rock]

Make sure you get me the ouchless bandaids.

 

[HeartBroker]

"You have my goat don't you!"

Oop's, too late, I've already said it!