Things you would never say.

[HeartBroker]

I will always say what others think I should in my posts!

 

[D-rock]

Heartbroker never puts good-looking women in his signature or avatar.

 

[member006]

D-Rock hates Priya.

 

[jdb67]

"When are you due" to a fat Woman.

 

[Smittmaestro]

"I tell you that Howie Mandel is fuuuunnnnyyy!"

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

It's a good thing this hospital game me a room with a person that has severe gas problems and likes watching daytime soaps instead of giving me my own.

 

[member006]

I'm glad you're gone.

 

[tunsty]

"Er, Hi Boss...sorry I won't be able to come in today. I went for a 42 mile charity run yesterday and chafed my nipples, they're really sore and tender today... I'll be back in a day or two"

 

[D-rock]

Only blonde hair should be allowed.

 

[HeartBroker]

So I've got my vacation all planned out, first a federal penetentiary then I'm going to Gitmo for a few days of relaxation and interrigation!

 

[D-rock]

Will you please hold this match right there while I evacuate some of my internal gases.

 

[HeartBroker]

Don't let those girls into the party, they are way too hot!

 

[D-rock]

Spandex pants should be mandatory for all morbidly obese people.

 

[member006]

Spandex pants should be mandatory for all morbidly obese people.

Midriff tops should be also.

 

[D-rock]

LadyLove should never be able to wear revealing clothing.

 

[Jiggah33]

"Man, I feel like a woman!"

 

[HeartBroker]

"Man, I feel like a woman!"

"Hear me roar?":nanner:

 

[Smittmaestro]

"Gatdamn!That Rosie O'Donnell is HAWT!"

-cs™

 

[member006]

" I think eating beef should be outlawed, help save the cow".

 

[HeartBroker]

" I think eating beef should be outlawed, help save the cow".

Or as they say... "Eat more chiken"