Things you would never say.

[Ax3C]

Check, please ... I'm paying for the entire party.

 

[drdeath67]

I think I will eat at Taco Bell EVERY meal!

 

[Ax3C]

Scratch that ...

I'm buying EVERYONE in this bar their drinks! YEEEHAWW

 

[Iamforever]

i want to pay for everyone's check while oprah and sharon osbourne await my presence at the hotel to kick me in the balls. :1orglaugh

 

[Ax3C]

I surrender.

 

[drdeath67]

Let's go streaking!!!!!!!!

 

[D-rock]

I think I'm going to start licking that sucker I found on the floor of the men's bathroom.

 

[Ax3C]

oh no ... I couldn't possibly stand to have sex with you again. Begone, wench!

 

[D-rock]

Rush Limbaugh has more common sense than any other person that has ever lived.

 

[drdeath67]

What? You want to stick a thermometer into my pee hole then stomp on my pecker with combat boots? OK!!!!!

 

[Iamforever]

anna nicole smith should get the nobel peace prize. :eek:

 

[Ax3C]

Pat Robertson heralds the second coming of Christ. :ban: :tongue:

 

[Manny460]

That Dr. Phil, everything he says is pure gold--gold I tell you!!

 

[D-rock]

Richard Simmons could beat up Jesus.

 

[Ax3C]

Ron Popeil is the MASTER of all those unique kitchen inventions that SO make our daily lives much easier.

 

[Iamforever]

Richard Simmons could beat up Jesus.

he can. he is a cyborg.:eek:

 

[D-rock]

Reality television shows rank somewhere between sliced bread and God on the greatest things of all time list.

 

[Ax3C]

Things I would never say ...

Naw, shucks, sweetie ... I don't want you gettin' all dirty and sweaty while we fuck like wild wildebeasts in the African savannah. We'll just wait.

 

[Manny460]

Yes, Hillary Clinton, I have dreamed of spending a hot, passionate night with you.

 

[D-rock]

Matt Millen is a great general manager for the Detroit Lions.