Things you would never say.

[Clarkie25]

"I don't like black girls"

 

[HeartBroker]

"The Pantera shows I went to were ok, but I wished they had played some rock!"

 

[Philbert]

Is there a site that only has fisting and **************?
I'm so tired of just looking at beautiful nekkid wimmen!

 

[Torre82]

Oh for f!cks sake my dick aint ready for another go, woman. Btw, cover your tits already, I've seen enough funbags to last me a lifetime.

While you're in there getting me a ****, skip that and just make the zucchini bread. Really. I like that crap, now.

Oh. Hey. I didnt notice you down there. Sucking. My dick. Better than usual.

 

[pussyman69]

Just remember im funny,and you are farkin...ugly!

 

[RogueWolf]

I wish ********** would make LONGER posts...

:rolf2:

 

[member006]

I love snow and ice, I hope to see more soon.

 

[Iamforever]

wont you be my funky neighbor?

 

[Smittmaestro]

"God I love tejano music! I could listen to Selena all day!"

-cs™

 

[poggy]

I like MySpace!

 

[Smittmaestro]

"Getting blank rep is the best thing ever!"

-cs™

 

[Philbert]

I wish I found men more attractive.

 

[HeartBroker]

"You may have the Mustang, just leave me your Yugo."

 

[Philbert]

Now that she's gone, I am just beginning to realize how interesting Anna Nicole was.

 

[D-rock]

Oh wow, I just got invited to one of Michael Jackson's ******* parties.

 

[drdeath67]

Yeah those are my real breasts...you like 'em?

 

[D-rock]

It's a good thing you chose my ******** as an intern Mr. Clinton.

 

[Iamforever]

sharon osbourne was right august 20, 2005.

 

[drdeath67]

Will someone please kick me in the balls REALLY hard?

 

[D-rock]

You were great last night Oprah.