I'm a people person.
I'd love to get married and have kids.
Wow, I love rap music.
They really need to make more reality shows, and continue the ones they have going on now. Every one of them.
Sarah Palin for president.
I love seeing the same commercials every 10 minutes. I need to be constantly reminded of the iPad, Geiko insurance, Gillette Fusion and whatever car commercial it is with the urban gerbils. I don't mute the tv - NO... I turn the volume up because it's so dope.
I love when, in porn, the man gets in the way of the woman, or when he looks at the camera, or when he makes lots of noise, distracting me from the woman/women. That's...that's great.
The government is correct to keep marijuana illegal among mainstream society. They sure know what they're doing.
I trust the media because they are unbiased.
Each of these false statements made me vomit a little