Things that are hard to say When Drunk

[Lifedragon]

Not a pic but still frakking hilarious.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

[slasher]

:rofl:

 

[Stacey]

Nailed it

 

[Lungzyn]

:1orglaugh
Aurora borealis is hard to say too

 

[feller469]

You can also add "Officer, of course I will politely go to your squad car."

 

[poolestromthor]

Not a pic but still frakking hilarious.

7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

I must just really be a nerd, because I said basically this while obliterated a few days ago.

 

[Asianlov69]

hell some of the stuff I can't do soper..

 

[Skyraider22]

:1orglaughDo what i do just sit there and enjoy being drunk

 

[coolbeers]

#3 is way too true:eek: