Things that annoy you in pornos

What are some of your pet peeves in pornos?

Mine:

- Endless dick-sucking action. The right amount is key, too much is overkill
- Tits that are TOO big. You know what I'm talking about
- Anal. This is just personal preference, and I know a lot of people like it and find it hot, but it creeps me out
- When they don't show the cumshot, or when there's a huge buildup and the guy barely squirts out. I like to see big loads coming out
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
The women. They detract from my view of the dick. And there needs to be more talking. Specifically more "fuck me harder" and "pound that pussy." And the guy can never say too much even if he's just grunting or yelling. Also, I don't think that the cameramen are vocal enough.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Not enough detail to the set! just because they put a different duvet cover over the couch doesn't mean it is a brand new couch.
 
My Only Major Pet Peeves Of Pornos is the annoying music during lesbians scenes where the music is louder then the best of lesbian scenes, their moaning (Its a major turn on for me to hear them). And my second is definitely when a man licks a womans cunt, major irritating annoyance, only when a woman licks a womans cunt, is it right. Don't Ya'll Agree
 
Knowing the woman is mentally doing her grocery list in her head while faking everything.
 
fake moaning, anal scenes and when the camera man zooms in too much on the pussy getting fucked instead of zooming out so I can see the woman getting fucked
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
condoms
 
No enthusiasm.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Those shots where they show the guy doing the girl from behind. I don't understand those.
 
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