Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

britlover

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Its ashame IR scenes have to be so hardcore and rough for pornstars. Wished this would stop so more pornstars would do IR scenes and not get called racist because they choose not to do this! btw............ IR does not turn me off but just the way they treat the starlets!

I can agree with that comment. Indeed: There is a sort of super strange, under lying hostility in the IR scenes that I've seen, and it is still pretty much a turn-off for me, I'm sorry.
 

britlover

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Absolutely DISGUSTING amateur shit like this ---> http://galleries.adult-empire.com/5059/64993/3329/index.php <--- that I find online a the free pic palaces we all go to.

Honestly, for the love of Christ: Does ANYONE get turned on my such photos? Seriously? Dear God almighty, just thinking of the smell of the crisco oil in that asshole as a lubricant is an immediate turn off; never mind the super raunchy photos. I think I'm gonna have to go fuckin' vomit, now. :(
 
All the god damn sex that goes on :nono:. It's immoral, marry that girl if you're going to stick your twinkie inside her flower and let the cream shoot out.

Then tie her down with 6 or 7 children so she'll never have a life outside the home where she can focus 90% of her attention on you when you get home from the steel mill and not get mixed up with that Marlon Brando crowd with their leather jackets and sodomy and their total disrespect the law.
 

britlover

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chicks that are obviously posing. like they are glamor modeling during sex.

I'm glad more officially checked members that are in the actual adult film industry, are here posting away & checking out the forms and posting respectiveally. Please, with all due respect, after your fine post here in which I posatively repped you, spead the good word around. :D

But seriously, I agree: The posting shit has got to stop, but thankfully, at least me, I see it kept to a minimum these days.

....to girls with overgrown bushes and over the top makeup (blue eye shadow with bright red lips)....I'm phobic of clowns, haha

Haha, really? Hmm I can understand why, although I mostly see that in older photo shoots and the older retro films that I watch online. I am actually one of the few men left on the stupid bickering planet Earth that doesn't mind a Ladnign Stip and onto Medium-style hair like the early to mid '90s adult film stars, but I agree: Too much hair around the sides and leading up into a woman's asshole, way too long un-trimmed, is a MAJOR no-no.

Honestly, women: Shave that shit when it get's that long! But seriously, a mild Landing Stip is cool & retro with me, though.
 

britlover

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REALLY LONG, just plain uncomfortable silences after the finisher/cumshot. I saw this one with the always lovely Rebecca Lord last year online, in her DP scene with legendary goof balls Randy Spears & Toni Tedeschi, and damn was it SO ever uncomfortable and oddly weird for me (and we the viewer are just at home, watching after all) to see her nervously giving the thumbs up after both dolts are physically drained.

Also, the scene was also sadly even more MORE un-erotic, as there scene is loaded with very bad angles (it shows a ton of man ass; urgh) and with unflattering shots.

I love Rebecca's stuff, but admitedly, all of her scene finishers are usually pretty weak. I've only seen her take facials and swallow a bit of cum (and just a wee, tiny bit) very early on in her adult career, and she always did WAY too much damn jacking the man onto her skin after that. Plus for health reasons, which I have to respect, she always insists upon condoms in her scenes, and so that's always an immdiate turn off.
 
First of all, I'm not queer or anything like that, but guys with puny or ugly dicks. You got to admit the stud is the integral part of hardcore and a hot chick deserves a nice cock. I think anything under 8 inches is just not appropriate.
 
First of all, I'm not queer or anything like that, but guys with puny or ugly dicks. You got to admit the stud is the integral part of hardcore and a hot chick deserves a nice cock. I think anything under 8 inches is just not appropriate.

Queer? Who even says that since Archie Bunker?

Damn! It’s a good thing that you prefaced your statement with “I’m it not queer or anything” because I am sure everyone on this porn board would have thought that You Might be gay.

Did you just get home from the Belleville Illinois middle school?
 

tartanterrier

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At the moment my pet hate is seeing girls with their nails half
painted....that gets on my tits :crash:

No nail paint at all or paint them black :thefinger
 
Choking, or girls that swap cum onto another girls mouth
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
At the moment my pet hate is seeing girls with their nails half
painted....that gets on my tits :crash:

No nail paint at all or paint them black :thefinger

^^^ I agree with that: the half painted nails gives the crackwhore look, and is a major turn-off. And along with that, with this mad dash for every girl to have a bald pussy to look "normal", some get red rashes or razor bumps. If a girl wants to shave, fine. I prefer some (or a lot of) pussy hair - especially on blondes. But if she shaves her pussy and then it looks like she's having a herpes outbreak, that is fucking gross!!! :mad:

Add in the bad boob jobs, where the boobs look like hard, perfectly round coconut halves mounted about a foot apart, on opposite ends of her chest... the scars under or around the nipples, nipples that are in different locations boob to boob, botox lips that make a girl look like Donald Duck, etc.

Hell, plastic surgery in general. :thefinger I'll take natural "defects" any day over what a plastic surgery addict does to herself. I won't even get started on titty tattoos. :crash:
 
Ass to mouth :throwup:
Guy choking the girl while fucking
Hairy pussies. They have to be shaved bald or neatly trimmed.
Too many close ups of penetration. I know what that looks like and I know he's fucking her. Show me the girl, dammit! :mad:
 
The foot stuff
Creampies
Scenes where the girl jacks the guy off extremely hard
Dirty talk is fine but when the dudes treat the girls badly, I really don't like that.
Slapping girls in the face
Chicks puking while throat fucking
Everything gay, meaning two dicks in a mouth, vagina or anus
Ass hair on the chick (of course) or around the nipple. Saw a few nipple hairs on Kagney Lynn Karter once and it turned me off her for more than a month.
Ugly chicks.
 
When the woman comes in and starts taking off her clothes and (((shudder))) she's, like, you know, all naked and stuff! I mean, am I right?

:dunno:

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